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What Reptile Would You Be Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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    Aries (March 21 – April 19)

    Reptile

    The first sign of the Zodiac, known for its ambition, initiative, and energetic nature, could only belong to one reptile: Monitor Lizards! 

    Monitor lizards are no doubt bold and ambitious! They are among the largest reptiles in the world, often hold massive territories to themselves, and quite a few species (such as the famous Komodo dragon) will regularly prey on animals many times their own size!

    Due to their unique heart anatomy, monitors are able to stay active for incredibly long periods of time. They are widely considered to be the most energetic reptile alive – perfect for describing the intense and often restless Aries!

    These powerful reptiles are ancient, having been around since the extinction of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. And despite all that time, many species remain apex predators in their respective ecosystems to this day! Like Aries, they strive for only the best.

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    Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

    Reptile

    As you'd probably expect for the sign known for its persistence, stubbornness, and love of relaxation, the reptile that best describes Taurus would have to be the Giant Tortoise.

    "Slow and steady wins the race" is often considered the life motto of the Taurus sign, so of course we'd have to pick a turtle or tortoise for it – and none is more apt than the iconic Galápagos giants!

    Native to the peaceful and isolated Galápagos islands (and also thanks to their size), Giant Tortoises have no natural predators once grown, so their days are spent mostly relaxing in the sun and munching on their favorite foods – a dream come true for most Taurus'.

    When your famous for your slow pace, you simply have to be persistent if you ever want to reach your destination, and the Giant Tortoise is a master of this! There's very little that will deter them from their goal… just don't expect them to rush for it either

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    Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

    Plant

    As one of the most versatile signs of the zodiac, Gemini tend to be outgoing, playful, and curious. Likewise, the Argentine Black and White Tegu are famous for their uniquely social and intelligent nature – a feature that makes them incredible pets for those who can take care of them!

    Tegus are extremely versatile lizards – with a wide and varied diet, a surprisingly problem-solving intellect, and a capable traveler regardless of whether it involves running, climbing, or swimming. They are able to adapt to practically anything life throws at them!

    Like Gemini, Argentine Tegus are a social butterfly in the reptile world, their curious and playful nature helping them form close bonds with their owners. In fact, they are one of the only known reptiles to actively seek out human affection, and are often even compared to cats and dogs in that regard!

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    Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

    Eye

    The intuitive, loyal, and sometimes moody sign of Cancer is known to stick to its roots and for its close association with the element of water, both traits that perfectly describe the Iguana!

    Iguanas are intelligent, emotional lizards known to form close bonds and large social groups with others – something very rare in the world of reptiles, I might add – which is very appropriate for intuitive and empathetic Cancer.

    These bonds can even extend to other animals and human caretakers, making Iguanas a great choice as pets! But keep in mind that they can be rather temperamental and quick to defend themselves with their powerful and whip-like tails!

    As especially (semi-)aquatic reptiles, Iguanas often swim vast distances throughout their lives. Despite this, species like the Green Iguana will always return to the same nesting site year after year to lay their eggs – no matter the distance. Like Cancers, where they came from is very important to them!

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    Leo (July 23 – August 22)

    Brown

    The sign of Leo is known to be confident, lively, expressive, and sometimes a bit dramatic; and no reptile does that better than the Frill-Necked Lizard! These fiery reptiles are known to be quick to act in any situation, but also quite tame and loyal around those they trust.

    While Frill-Necked Lizards would much rather avoid conflict where they can, they also aren't afraid to stand up when they feel threatened, and they'll do it with an energy and confidence rarely seen in the natural world!

    Cobras and Leo's share a certain flair for self-expression and the dramatic – and a Frill-Neck's famous 'mane' is the perfect tool for that! When these lizards want to make a statement, they'll go above and beyond: raising themselves high off the ground on two feet, extending their frills, hissing, and staring down any who oppose them. Definitely impactful, though possibly also a little showy…

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    Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

    Eye

    As a sign characterized by their focus on logic, perfectionistic nature, and systematic approach to life, Virgo's could best be represented by the quiet and ever-watchful Chameleon!

    One of the many famous features of the Chameleon is their long sticky tongue, which can quickly stretch to incredible lengths to capture far away food. This strategy requires a lot of patience, planning and calculated aim – making them perfectionists at heart!

    Just like Virgo's, Chameleons may come off as rather shy and cautious with their slow and careful walk, always-shifting eyes, and color-changing camouflage. But don't let that fool you! They're doing what they do best: observing their surroundings and planning their next several steps ahead!

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    Libra (September 23 – October 22)

    Reptile

    Libra is the sign characterized by a sense of balance, love of peace and harmony, and avoidance of conflict at all costs – and no reptile embodies these traits better than the unassuming yet resilient Box Turtle.

    These commonly seen turtles are far more intelligent, charming, and resilient than they're often given credit for. But despite this, they live quiet and peaceful lives – rarely, if ever, rocking the metaphorical boat.

    Box turtles manage to balance being both social and independent animals, living in large groups or alone just as easily.

    It's probably a bit on the nose, but like the sign of Libra, turtles are quite well-known for their avoidance of conflict, for both good and ill – tucking into their shells is kind of what they do…

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    Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

    Eye

    The mysterious and intense sign of Scorpio is like the 'dark horse' of the zodiac: unique and often misunderstood – which also describes snakes like the Python perfectly well. Despite their reputation, these captivating serpents have inspired awe in people since ancient times, and for good reason!

    Scorpios are known to be very single-minded and fearless in pursuit of their goals, regardless of how lofty or far away they are, and nothing could describe a Python's life better! These determined reptiles slither towards their destination slowly and carefully, no matter the obstacles.

    Much like the sign itself, Pythons are elusive and independent creatures. But behind their stoicism is a powerful and unique presence that enthralled ancient humans and inspired countess legends!

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    Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

    Plant

    As the adventurers and explorers of the zodiac, the Sagittarius sign could best be represented by the ever-roaming and free-spirited Sidewinder Rattlesnake.

    These fascinating reptiles are named for the unique sideways motion native they use to travel vast distances quickly and easily. They are always on the move as they explore the harsh deserts they're native to, a concept many Sagittarius's could probably get behind!

    Sidewinders spend most of their lives exploring and surviving on their own, and that's just the way they like it! They are champions of independence and resourcefulness in the animal world for sure – perfect for a sign like Sagittarius!

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    Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

    Head

    It may be surprising to hear, but the patient, determined, and ambitious sign of Capricorn perfectly describes Crocodilians – whether they be crocodiles, alligators, or caiman.

    Crocodilians are practically the definition of patient and ambitious – their primary feeding strategy involves waiting all day for large animals to come to the water's edge, after all! 

    The determined and goal-focused attitude of both Capricorn and Crocodilians helps them to succeed and reach great heights, and for the reptiles this is especially apparent: Crocodilians have been around since before even the dinosaurs, and have remained almost universally at the top of the food chain ever since!

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    Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

    Plant

    For the innovative, self-reliant, and more-than-a-little quirky Aquarius sign, one species certainly stands out in particular: the Draco Lizard, better known as Flying Dragons!

    While traditional creativity may be a bit hard to pin down in the reptile world, Draco Lizards have certainly found a unique and innovative way to get around! They can often be seen gliding from tree to tree with their wing-like membranes.

    Like Aquarius, Draco Lizards tend to be fiercely independent. They live their own lives in the treetops, soaring through the skies and defending their territories while rarely (if ever) touching the ground!

    If their insistence on trying to fly didn't give it away, Draco Lizards can be more than a little eccentric. They use a variety of colorful membranes around their body for social displays and complex communication and courtship rituals.

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    Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

    Eye

    The final sign of the zodiac, Pisces is known for its adaptability, intuition, and empathy – and no reptile matches these qualities better than the famous Bearded Dragon!

    Widely considered the friendliest and most sociable reptile, Bearded Dragons are an incredibly popular pet all around the world. They are well-known to be calm, quiet, and friendly to humans, representing the Pisces sign well!

    Like Pisces, Bearded Dragons can quickly form close bonds with people, in which they like to both give and receive attention, and tend to be very easy-going. However, they can also be very sensitive to their environment and the behavior of people around them, so it's important to handle them gently!

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