Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Unexpected Twists

It is truly amazing how quickly a week can go by sometimes. How is it possible that it's already Sunday, that we only have one day left before we have to go back to our routine of adulting? It's sad, quite frankly. The weekend is moving far too quickly. We need more time to prepare! We need more time to soak up good vibes, to make sure that we start the next week strong, we need some ridiculously funny animal humor to wake up to in the morning, the kind that will make us snort through our tiredness. 

Luckily, it's time for this week's collection of hilarious tumblr memes. Oh yeah, there is nothing quite like tumblr's version of funny animal memes. Those ones are not merely funny, they are also insane and weird, and you cannot help but snort at them even when you don't want to. Because they're just that ridiculous. We hope that they make you smile this morning and that you'll manage to make the best out of this final weekend day!

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    Font - beingcuteismything Follow I'm sorry I'm not over this yet Seal breaks into New Zealand home, traumatises cat and hangs out on couch Phil Ross, who happens to be a marine biologist, said it was unfortunate he was the only one not home at the time. Imagine being a marine biologist and a marine biology comes to visit you but you're not home 60k notes
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    So much happens in this one little post that we are not even sure what to focus on. From the fact that a seal broke into someone's friggin' home, to someone somehow deciding that their cat was traumatized rather than fascinated by the visit, all the way to the sadness that we feel seeping from Phil Ross in this one small statement. This is what tumblr is all about and why we have yet to quit that heckin' app. 

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    Brown bear - gotherfather bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized gotherfather this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him gotherfather human brain: bear will kill you monkey brain: hehe fluffie Source: gotherfather
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    Say whatever you want about people being able to predict the future. Whether you believe in it or not doesn't matter. But we can predict one thing for sure about ourselves, and that's the fact that we will one day meet our doom by petting something that we absolutely should not. This bear is too cute for this friggin' world. 

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    Font - P ALWAYS spherical-snakes homunculus-argument : homunculus-argument Apparently there's an evolutionary theory that the reason why Africa has so much wild big-ass megafauna while the big-ass megafauna on all the other continents went extinct is because they evolved right beside humans, and knew us well enough to not get hunted into extinction. So while everything from giant koalas to giant sloths barely had the time to think "what the fuck is that" before getting pierced by a spear and get
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    Motor vehicle - its-the-real-me "Mankind is the cruelest beast, for no other species fights itself." Ants: nuggss Ants be like that conspiring-limabean I used to keep track of the different ant colonies in my yard as a child and it was the wildest shit. You could tell the difference between colonies by colors & pattern if you looked closely enough. They'd stage ant wars on the sidewalks that lasted days, just ants murdering each other, and the cleanup afterwards would last days longer as the sur
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    Font - funnytwittertweets Follow CUBOSH @cubosh realization: the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earths history 3:06 AM 2021-07-12 Twitter for Android 5,348 Retweets 106 Quote Tweets 27.2K Likes Tip luckyladylily Follow The 2 birds per stone factoid is actually a statistical error. Astroid Georg, who fell from the sky and killed 38 billion birds, is an outlier and should never have been counted.
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    Font - adonischildsupportcase Follow specialty38-deactivated20200930 those is mcdonalds jeans? ynfynytscrolltbh Follow Fun fact: those McDonald's jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I've tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald's not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn't get my ha
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    Font - anonymous asked What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve? scoutandcowpany Follow Nov 8, 2019 Who are you people?! 52.3k notes
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    Font - itseasytoremember my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push 'em over they're just like "oh i'm lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!' mizshylock Whereas you push little dogs over and they're all like "Vengeance! Death before dis r!" Source: itseasytoremember 558,380 notes
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    Font - wearejohnlocked: mareeps: humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid sometimes a sloth's metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
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    Shirt - CRYPTONATURALIS cryptonature Follow VPTONATURAL The CryptoNaturalist Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. @CryptoNature Whispers to cold flesh, "Your old name is not your king. I rename you 'Everything."" 10:31 AM 3/25/21 Twitter for iPhone tu Vultures are holy creatures. Tending the dead. Bowing low. Bared head. . Whispers to cold flesh, "Your old name is not your king. I rename you 'Everything."" charlesoberonn Follow fun fact! That doesn't sound right
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    Dog - wings-scales-fire: awwww-cute: My neighbor's puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday WHY IS THE SKY TRAPPED IN HIS EYEBALLS Source: awwww-cute #his eyes look unreal like da
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    Font - literallyrad Follow "you support gay rights so you must be gay" i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you literallyrad Follow turns out i am gay monsieurenjlolras Follow holy shit how'd this alpaca learn how to type mywitchcultblr Follow Diversity win! The alpaca is gay! adreamthatsworthkeeping Follow #isn't this the plot to the emperor's new groove
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    Font - Karan Sond FEATURED CREATURE ftcreature Children, this is dirt. dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? Source: ftcreature 124,624 notes ● ... []
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    Font - is-the-owl-video-cute Follow Obsessed with animals that don't immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud? is-the-owl-video-cute The notes are 20% people trying to explain the scientific theory behind this and 80% people saying they're rolling their brain rice around or something to that effect. Good work everyone. 22.7k notes Follow DD D
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    Vertebrate - parakeet Vancouver's notorious knife-stealing crow Canuck now a father News 1130 2 days ago knife crow is a dad now omg kozikoko KOZI FATHER LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 4 PIN Vancouver's Infamous Knife-Wielding Crow Is Now A Father Canada 20 hours ago I'M SO PROUD OF YOU 4 4 us
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    Organism - REI IU tilthat TIL that the blobfish is actually a normal looking fish, it just decompresses when you take it out of extreme depths. via ift.tt huh mahouwl busket imagine aliens discovering humans and nicknaming us after what we look like when we explode in the vacuum of space
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