22 Examples Of Corvids Literally Giving Zero H*cks And It's The Energy We're Bringing To 2023

Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager

Jan 11, 2023 3:00 PM EST

Before you clicked on this article (and be honest with us), did you know that corvid was another name for a crow? We didn't either, but now we do and we all have a new fun fact to tell at our next awkward silence. Crows are highly intelligent creature, so much so that they're known in the bird community for being annoying little pranksters. Imagine little brother energy, but this one steals your food and can fly away before you can catch him.

But we're here for a growing experience, and if there's anything we can learn from these corvids, it's that we could all give a few less h*cks in our lives. You want to pick your nose, pick it (but definitely wash your hands after)! These crows don't care what people think of them and they're doing just fine. In fact, they're thriving. We want to thrive, too - so from now on we're only identifying as a corvid. Thank you for coming to our TedTalk.

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Have you seen that one scene from Family Guy where Stewie goes into Lois's room and tries to get her attention by saying "Mom", "Mum", and "Mummy" for a few minutes until she finally acknowledges him? It's this. Exactly this.
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Just look at how the dog runs away! He got so scared he ran away like a hooman! And I, ooop! We're also easily scared, so we get it. The dog is probably traumatized from this experience and will never trust birds again.
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