Keep in mind that Red Bull poured into a plastic cup looks an awful lot like beer. The officer who pulls you over for speeding will not think it's ridiculous that someone would be drinking and driving in 6:30 AM morning rush hour traffic. You will have to perform a breathalizer. Also - yelling "I'm blowing!" isn't the proper response to "Blow harder into the machine" #LFMF
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