Professors within a program talk. "My kitten fell in the toilet" can only be used once EVER as an excuse for being late to class. After that, your grade WILL be lowered as a Not-Remembering-To-Leave-Your-Toilet-Lid-Down-While-Doing-Makeup stupidity-tax, or so says my newest professor. #LFMF
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