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34 People Share the Worst Text Messages They've Ever Idiotically Sent to Wrong Numbers

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    Text - My mom accidentaly sent a message saying "Thank you for a great morning ;)" It was meant for my dad. You are literally too stupid to insult.
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    Text - "Hope you're naked when I get there." Sent to my son's daycare provider; she's 65 and 300 pounds. Intended for my wife of the same first name. The daycare lady handled the text well. "You don't want me to be naked. I'm glad you guys still have a spark."
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    Text - Sent a pic of humongously heavy boobs to my mom instead of a friend of mine (who hates big bewbs) Fun time explaining "A friend.. Yeah, a friend of mine, uh... took over my email, and uh... Sent this to you as a joke! Haha, haha, ha...
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    Text - I once sent a text that I thought was going to my wife. It wasn't near as explicit as most of the texts I've sent her, but it still talked about wanting to have sex later. I heard my phone buzz a minute or two later and had gotten a text back saying "I don't think this was meant for me" from my mom. I was so embarrassed and immediately texted back saying I was sorry and she was correct in assuming it was for my wife and not her. The next text back was the worst part, she responded "don't
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    Text - I sent my wife a rather explicit text message on my phone whilst also typing a message to my friend on the computer. Thought I made a huge mixup and texted my wife "sorry wrong person". Realized my mistake when she responded "Who was it supposed to be for?!?!".
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    Text - Posted this before, but it still haunts me. Texted my friend l'd call her back after I was done pooping but I ate White Castle the night before so it may be a good while. I even put the little poo emojis at the end of the text Sent it to the painter I had been corresponding with all day who was actually downstairs starting on the kitchen. I wanted to die
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    Text - I Facebook messaged my sister in law a pretty graphic message about what I wanted to do to her. Her and my wife have the same last name, and she came up first when I searched their last name on Facebook
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    Text - I guess in the grand scheme of things it wasn't that bad but when I was maybe 15 I was hanging out at the local shopping centre mall with a bunch of friends. I was bitching about one friend to another and sent a message about how desperate and needy she was.... sent to her instead of the intended person. This same girls mum was giving me a lift home and the girl told her mum as soon as we got in the car. Nice long awkward journey that.
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    Text - My best friend shares the same first initial as my girlfriend, and I once accidently sent him a graphic sext message that I won't repeat on reddit because I'm a sick person EDIT: It was butt stuff.
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    Text - Ex-boyfriend and I were drunk and in a fight. He called me a cunt and stormed out of my house. I was texting my best friend and said "Haha -name- just called me a cunt and ran out"...yeah, accidentally sent that to my dad, who was scheduled to meet ex-boyfriend for the first time the following morning.
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    Text - Texted my 50 - 60 year old boss (Director of Human Resources) instead of my fiance (then girlfriend) this... "MFW I eat the pussy so good you punch me in the back of the head." I immediately apologized, tried to play it off as my friends grabbed my phone, etc. etc. She never responded. She never brought it up. Until I came to work following the day of my engagement, and my boss looks at me, places her fist on her head, and says, "Well, we all know why she said yes." I turned so very, very
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    Text - My friend likes to creep me out so pretty late at night I got a text message of some really creepy and disturbing thing, and I sent "Imfao what the fuck is wrong with you" but I sent this to my dad. Then I Panicked and said "I'M SORRY THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU." My parents were sleeping so I went into their room, went on my dad's phone and deleted the text messages
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    Text - My phone doesn't save names on some occasions and instead, only saves numbers, so i know contacts by the last three digits. My girlfriends number ends in 838, my girlfriends step dad's number ends in 838.. i sent him a message simply saying, "heading off to bed now, will talk to you tomorrow, love you x" He replied with "I love you too, but i think you should also tell Alice that just incase she gets jealous."
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    Text - Freshman year of college, girlfriend's name was right next to my manager's name in my phone. Sent her a picture with googly eyes and a leprechaun hat poorly edited onto my penis, captioned "Can I find your pot o' gold tonight?" Except it went to my very gay manager who then proceeded to call me and laugh for a solid 15 minutes.
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    Text - Something like, "he passed away early this morning, it was sudden, the doctors say it was in his sleep and peaceful." It was supposed to be to my wife about a friend's dad who died. Instead I sent it to one of my brother's who asked, "have you talked to him lately?" about our other brother a couple of days before, and I hadn't answered. So he got the text, and then no follow up from me cause I was running around, and phoned me like 10 times. I felt so bad for scaring the shit out of him.
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    Text - "So how about a lap dance for the birthday boy" sent to my sister accidentally, on my birthday. She still brings that up every now and again My ex girlfriend once sent me a text that said "I'm not going to tell outrageous claims about lan. He'd be really hurt." wow, was she right about that!
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    Text - I was at a Greyhound bus station in St Louis waiting for a connecting bus when a guy came over and gave me a great deal on some hash. Went to text my girlfriend, who was on my way to see, "Some guy at the bus stop just sold me hash lol"... A minute later I got a text back. From my mother.
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    Text - "Drunk and horny. Come meet me." Meant to be sent to a girl. Accidentally sent to boss who asked me to pass out fliers. Threw them in a dumpster and went to a pub instead
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    Text - I had a friend that went through a phase of NEVER texting me back. Well, it would take him forever. I think he had some personal issues going on, but I worried about him a lot when he didn't respond. I was complaining about it to my other friend one day and I accidentally sent it to him. Oops. But I think it made him realize how upset it was making me and he began responding more regularly.
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    Text - Went to a bar the night before with friends and my best friend's ex was there. Asked me to talk outside and tried kissing me, I ran away and went home cuz I was too drunk for that shit. Obviously I tell him and he begins to question her, which leads to me receiving the funniest onslaught of insults a Hungarian girl can think of. I proceed to screenshot and send to my best friend with the text "Put your girl on a leash". But I didn't send it to him OH NO I SENT IT BACK TO HER. My friends s
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    Text - I got a text from my grandmother's new phone, which was similar to my friends number. She asked "what're you up to?" And thinking it was my friend I immediately shot back "getting stoned and playing video games". As soon as I hit the send button I realized my mistake. So I followed it up with "every college students dream, right?" She accused me of being a smart ass and brushed it off. Luckily she was at the casino with a few drinks in before she texted me
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    Text - I used to work retail and always worked Black Friday. One year my boss asked that I come in early with her so that she can get the product ready for sale, and I can work on the signage. Right when I got there, she said that she got side tracked with other things, and I had to do everything, and she was very rude about it. I walked to the back room to hang up my coat and on the way I texted my gf and said "my boss is being such a bitch" I hit send and then realized I sent the msg to my bos
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    Text - Back in the day when we all had flip phones and used T9 word. "Request" is on the same numbers as "pervert" , so when my friend told me he just made a facebook account , I said "Cool! Send me a pervert!"
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    Text - My wife and I both had bosses named Ken One day, I wasn't feeling the greatest so I texted her boss (accidentally) instead of my boss to see if I could get the day off. He said yes knowing full well what he was doing. But about 30 minutes later he told me that I should probably ask my boss though, just to be sure.
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    Text - After drunkenly making out with a co worker, I sent a hungover text to apologise and make sure we were both clear it was a mistake none of our coworkers have to know about. I sent it too another coworker with the same name, the office gossip...
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    Text - To my religious, non-cussing mother, "It's hot as a mother fucker out here." It went okay. That was four years ago and occasionally if I say, "It's hot in here" she'll follow up with, "How hot is it?"
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    Text - I've had some texting issues, but the thing that comes to mind is not that, but the fact somehow accidentally dialed my boss while I was masturbating. I didn't notice until looked at my phone some minutes later and saw she was on the line and hadn't hung up or anything. I immediately freaked out and hung up and hyperventilated.
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    Text - I told my first roommate, five minutes after meeting him, that my mom thought he was autistic.
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    Text - My dad just came back from holiday and my mum and him had just got back together (he was on holiday with me and not her), and sent a really dirty text to me instead of her.. I was sat next to him in the car and had to just ask "You text me by accident.. And he was like " Don't read it just delete it" with a very red face
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    Text - "My dad is a fucking idiot." Sent to, you guessed it, my dad. My family was in Baltimore, and my dad kept making the dumbest mistakes driving and just not listening to my mom. It took us 15 minutes to turn in where we needed to because he passed it 6 times. My dad was not happy.
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    Text - While at a school talent show my friend accidentally texted his mom, "I would break that first girl in half. Banana split if you know what I mean."
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    Text - was trying to send a link of a weird 1950s sex ed video to my friend in 8th grade via facebook because i thought it was funny. Sent it to my mom. Pretended to get hacked by typing keysmashes and a fake conversation between me and the hacker like DHJDSY STOP HACKING ME SROOTRFHKGD HOWD U GET MY PASSWORD AGHKUR WHO IS THIS DGOUTG MOMMY DONT OPEN THAT YOUTUBE LINK IT MIGHT BE A VIRUS it worked. She never opened it and gave me a lesson on online safety when i got home.
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    Text - My mom accidentaly sent a message saying "Thank you for a great morning;)" It was meant for my dad.
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    Text - Not me, my sister. She once texted me |(instead of her husband) about how amazing her masturbation session was.
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    Text - The message read something like "Can't wait to get home from work for snuggles and fucks" It was meant for my gf, went to my ex-wife instead. All she said was "You never sent me messages like that". Erm yeah, I know, you didn't like fucks, remember.
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