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30 Expelled Students Share What Got Them Kicked Out of School

Consider this a crash course for those out there inclined towards functional (or not at all...) degeneracy. Can't help but ponder how many college kids, once on track for higher learning, degrees, etc, found themselves hopelessly expelled post-Spring Break. Damn, did we have a lot of ridiculous, booze-soaked, maddening kind of material to work with this year! Anyways, read up on the idiots of the world that just weren't clever/smart enough to pull off lives outside the bounds of rule-abiding rationality. 

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    Text - I unintentionally got another student expelled. We were critiquing we bsites we had build whenI noticed one that looked exactly like mine with a few tweaks. I popped open the source and noticed it was a line for line copy of my code with a few changes to the CSS I brought it up to the professor to protect myself in case he noticed them (though I doubt I would have been suspected, mine was more cohesive. The changes he did make didn't make the site appealing). Anyway, apparently it was his
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    Text - My roommate got expelled for basically never going to class, not even when there was an important exam. He spent all night smoking weed (with me) and playing video games (not with me), and then slept all day until about 5 PM. Like I would wake up, go to my 8:30 lecture, get lunch, go to lab 2-5, then come back to my room and my roommate was STILL sleeping! I found out the following summer that he had gotten a letter from the university asking him not to come back. Last I heard of him, he
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    Text - An old boss of mine had this tale about getting kicked out of BYU. "There was me and another guy and two girls and a case of beer and.... I don't remember any clothes." "But that's not what got me kicked out. What got me kicked out was me being a smart ass at the disciplinary hearing. They asked me what I was going to do to atone for my sins. I said, 'I'm not Mormon. I didn't do anything wrong according to my religion. I'm not atoning for anything." "THAT is what got me kicked out."
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    Text - T had a particularly rough semester and got D in a class that I had previously dropped after about a week the prior semester because my schedule was too busy then Department rules say that you can't attempt a class for credit more than twice (including drops) so I got kicked out of my major. I was 14 hours away from graduation at the time. The academic advisor said that I could either change my major, so basically start college all over, or fuck off for a year and then come back on probat
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    Text - I shot a firework out of my ass in a campus owned house.
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    Text - NOT ME but happened to a teammate on my rowing team. He got busted for drinking which isn't an expellable offense. But to get back at the RA that caught him, he shit into a bag, went to the guy's first floor window, and threw it into the RA's room. What made things worse is that the RA had a box fan in the window. The shit hit it and sprayed everywhere in the room. Literally, the shit hit the fan. He was promptly expelled
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    Text - Not me, but my best friend in college was expelled. He became a nasty drunk and threw a brick through his ex-girlfriend's window. His rich parents bailed him out, and got him in to the college that they worked for. Years later, he is sober and recently got married. He's probably still a fucknozzle though
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    Text - I went to Stanford, but my roommate and best friend, Bryce, told a professor he had found a stolen answer sheet for a test in our room and that I used it to cheat. I had never seen that shit before in my life. I was expelled 12 credits short of graduation. Then Bryce banged my girlfriend. Now I work in retail tech support. Fucking douchebag.
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    Text - Obligatory not me, but my girlfriend. Her university expelled a bunch of students who talked to their friends about their depression and thoughts if self-harm. Seriously. This ass-backwards university discriminated against a ton of students with mental illness and are now being investigated by the Department of Justice.
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    Text - When I was in college i got suspended 3 times for bad grades. At one point my gpa was a 1.0. I finally got it together and graduated with a degree in finance and a few years later went back and got a second bachelors in accounting. I think my gpa is a 3.2 now. Im not working in finance or accounting because i cant find a job. I mostly just hate my life now and wish for death
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    Text - I got kicked out of BYU (the Mormon private university) for not going to church. You have to maintain 80% church attendance alongside a whole slew of things or your local religious leader can "pull your ecclesiastical endorsement" which gives you the ok to keep attending. I had stopped believing in the Mormon faith my senior year of high school, but only applied to BYU because I loved the sports program and thought I could fake it for 4 years so I could get sweet student section tickets.
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    Text - Not me, but a friend, let's call him Ben, was expelled his sophomore year. Ben came from a very conservative Christian family. His father and grandfather were pastors. Ben went to the same religious college they did. That college had strict rules about dressing modestly and fraternization of opposite sexes. If I recall, there were different levels allowed that depended on age/role at school. Ben was caught off campus seeing a movie with a girl. Apparently they should have had a chaperone.
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    Text - I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen- year-old daughter of the Dean.
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    Text - I spent too much time drinking and not going to class. I was a junior with a 1.6 overall GPA. University said they didn't need my ilk around there and would open my spot for someone who would appreciate it. This got my attention. I went to the dean and talked with him for a couple of hours trying to get back in. He said no, 19 out of 20 of you guys go back to doing the same thing. I told him I would be the exception. He gave me another chance. From then on out it was 4.0 every semester. I
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    Text - was kicked out for attempting suicide in residence. They ended up letting me back in a year later though. Only for me to be kicked out of residence again due to being "unstable" because I passed out in a hallway drunk. lol
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    Text - Got caught sitting in a study room alone with a woman, who was quietly studying as well and we didn't even know each other. I go to college in a conservative country where men and women intermingling is considered taboo.
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    Text - This is not my story. It's the story of a classmate. We will nickname him The Idiot. The Idiot was the top student in my promo in journalism school. This was a good school, known to create good journalists. This was because we had four mandatory internships, in four different medias. The school already have partnership with said medias, and choose the internship for you, based on your preferences, your skills and your results The Idiot got the best internship there was, at my country most
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    Text - Not me, but a guy who lived on the floor below me my freshman year. Dude was already a nuisance, he got drunk and wandered into town one night, broke a window on a private residence because he thought it was our dorm. Got arrested for breaking said window. When the school found out they told him that if you got into any trouble either with the police or the school's internal justice system (which is actually decent, it's student run) then he would be thrown out. Same goes for getting "tra
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    Text - i went to a Christian school for kicks, and because i got a scholarship. i was raised Christian so i had some familiarity with their shtick, but i had already moved beyond it. i got kicked out as i was registering for my second semester. the dean said i 'didn't fit in' there. i was breaking the rules by having hair down past collar length while being a guy, and i'm pretty sure they knew i smoked cigarettes, which was right out, and it's possible that they knew that i didn't really care mu
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    Text - Installing bitcoin miners on all the computers in a video editing lab
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    Text - At my school a kid got kicked out for posting "tomorrow I'm going to shoot all black people.... A smile (insert smiley emoji)" YikYak. Someone reported it but omited the "a smile" part. A lot of people freaked out. Kid got kicked out. The school found this a good opportunity to throw him under the bus to show their support for minorities and show they care. He's currently suing the school because they took a misquote and rode with it even after being corrected. Thats pretty much the tldr
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    Text - My Master Sergeant was kicked out of college for throwing a flaming couch through the dorm window. He tried to argue to the dean that he was just saving lives, but since he was the one who lit it on fire, it didn't buy him much sympathy.
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    Text - I had this cool party trick where I would spray my roommate's axe on the table and light it on fire, it would just burn off in a few seconds. One time, we were really fucked up and I thought it would be funny if drew a swastika on the wall in axe and lit it on fire, because it was just hilarious in our sense of humor. Wall was not the same as the table. Ended up with a humongous swastika burnt into my freshman dorm room wall. Got kicked pretty quickly
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    Text - My freshman roommate. He was a massive party pot head who literally never did chores a day of his life. He got arrested too many times at a different university and didn't take any finals first semester, stayed till about a month in the second semester before he got mom to come and blame the school for why he failed
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    Text - A kid who worked at my dining hall got expelled and presumably arrested for breaking into girls dorm rooms and watching them sleep. He had been doing it for a while because people were noticing their doors were unlocked in the morning. He got caught when he tickled a girls feet, she woke up and screamed, her roommate woke up and screamed, we all screamed and I picked up his shifts.
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    Text - Expelled because my gpa dropped below the competitive level for the engineering school at my college. I was given the option of transferring to a different school (they recommended I go into the humanities) or be expelled Well, thankfully I had a job from the previous summer that was willing to hire me on full time before this happened, so I took the expulsion and went to work full time. Since then, I've gotten my certifications and work in the trades doing fairly well for myself... So, y
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    Text - Because me and this bald fat man stole a pig, the college mascot and he got sick and had to be airlifted away
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    Text - Knew this one dude that was caught masterbated multiple times in a utilities closet. Yes this is a throwaway. No I am not him.
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    Text - Personally knew a bright individual that was kicked out of a prestigious university for skipping too many classes. He showed up for the important classes, got A's on all of the tests. But due to the fact that he had missed to many classes, he failed all of them Must not have read that page of the handbook. He now works at the local grocery store and I see him when I come home on breaks
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    Text - I had a friend who skipped all classes and failed everything because all he wanted to do was play LoL. He got a warning that if he didn't get his grades up he would be suspended for a year. He got suspended. When he went back to the school a year later the same thing happened again. Now he can't go back to that college again
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