Another Valentine's Day has passed that you spent alone on your couch with your cats. Nothing wrong with a night spent cuddling some kitties, drinking wine, and watching White Lotus, but you're probably starting to wonder when you'll find a suitable partner to spend these fine nights with. Well, your current dry spell has lasted nearly a decade and the dating apps aren't helping you find anyone suitable. Turns out, every eligible man in the dating pool is either a player, nepo baby, or a useless man child who has his mommy schedule his dentist appointments. Yuck. The next guy that comes along might waste 5 months of your life, but at least you won't be bored.
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