It's cat time, people, so gather round, come closer. The itty bitty kitty committee is about to commence, the regal senior cats are waking up, and since our cats are too lazy to actually join themselves, we must attend it for them as their loyal servants, and we must enact their world domination plans ourselves. Here, we don't care what kind of cat you are. We love you. We appreciate all cats - including the ones who are too lazy to join these meetings themselves.
Every single week, we have a meeting such as this one. And in every single meeting, we attempt to find the most low-effort plan for world domination, because heckin' heck, but cats really are lazy sometimes. So we continue gathering here and being whipped for our murderbabies. And… actually, we love it.
"Can someone tell me how I can get my cat to stop smacking the shit out of my dog, eating all her food & then passing out in MY chair (& snoring!) while I'm trying to watch Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby? Look at him with his hands down his pants. How do I tame this wild beast?"
"How do you teach a cat better hygiene? This little 8mo half brain cell is known as Stinky-Booty-Boy because he is so bad at cleaning his butt. He gets poop on my clothes and sheets and I have to clean him up using pet wipes almost daily. Help?"
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