Welcome to Chonktopolis, the homeland of the chonky cats, where chonkiness is embraced as the highest form of beauty and all citizens strive to out-chonk their peers. In this wonderful land, social status is determined by chonk level, therefore the noble families have developed an amazing sense of grace and poise while maintaining optimal chonk, a feat which requires incredible strength, despite how they may look.
Because of this strength, these majestic nobles are also guardians of Chonkopolis's royal family, as well as higher-ups in the country's military, which keeps them in constant motion. Because of this excess of exercise, these champions of chonk have to eat jaw-dropping amounts of food in order to retain their prestigious levels of chonkosity.
Apparently, the power of chonk is capable of many things, such as intense cuteness that can even cook eggs, even sunny side up! Other chonk powers include god-level begging, irresistible bellies, and major stopping power.
'Yezz, rub ze belly'. When a chonk cat does this, it is nearly impossible to resist rubbing ze belly, but you must try your hardest to resist, for it is a ruse created to cause immense pain to any foolish hooman gullible enough to fall for it.
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