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Guy Trolls Facebook Scammer That Promised Him Truckload of Cash, To Sweet Perfection

Every once in a while we get some highly entertaining comedic gold, art-level trolling from our audience, and this is one of those times! Enjoy, and big hat tip to Matt Cordery for sharing the gem. 

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    Text - o0o Telstra 4G 6:37 pm Danyel Christian> Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger I am contacting you because I have a good news for you from Facebook That sounds exciting. Has any of our agent contacted you before concerning your Facebook account that you won some amount of money in the ongoing Facebook promotion? They have not Oh I see Should I give Facebook headquarters a quick call to sort it out? There number is on google. That's the amount been... Th + Aa O
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    Text - o00 Telstra 4G 6:37 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger There's an online draws that was conducted by a random selection of Emails you were picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the Facebook that you won the sum of $300,000.00usd That's a lot No don't bother doing that I am your claiming agent and i am here to lead you through the steps on how you will get your $300,000.00usd winnings.Ok? Of course. I'd be stupid not too, am I right? How do
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    Text - o00 Telstra 4G 6:37 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger The promotion going on is to show a sign of appreciation to our valuable Facebook users using Facebook to their famliy and loved ones and making Facebook their number one choice Your profile was selected among the fifteen(15) ucky winners that was selected randomly for the winnings Just like I said I am your claiming agent and i am here to lead you through the steps on how you will get your $300,000.00usd w
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    Web page - o00 Telstra 4G 6:45 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger Thank you I equally jazzed. Here is the pictures of our past winners for you to view only. FACEBOOK LOTTEr But you know what, Danyel,I would trade it all for an evening in your company. International Dec 12 2013 facebook ottery 500,000.00 JOHSON MKEL $1,000 A Week For 20 Years Facebok Lettery The Good Life Aa
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    Text - o00 Telstra 4G 6:45 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger Are you ready to claim your winnings? Wait why did they get more money than me? Scort got one million? I thought we had something special Danye... That's the amount been given out this year Are you ready to claim your winnings? Fine. But our dates off. Shall we proceed? Yes. I am ready. Aa
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    Text - oo00 Telstra 4G 6:45 pm Danyel Christian Home Active now Invite Danyel to Messenger Firstly, your award is attached to Lucky Number (FB-225-7736), Ticket Number (FB-172-60), Batch Number (FB-0281/544) and Serial Number (99352748-2017) Note them down now on a safe place and keep its very important,Once you are done with that kindly get back to me ok?. Ok I will.. You know I was kidding our date being off... you know how I feel about you. This money will change nothing. You will be the chie
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    Text - oo00 Telstra 4G 6:45 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger You will be the chief of my many wives. Ok I've jotted those numbers down now. Wait, how will you deposit the money into my account? Don't you need like, bank details or something? All that is for security reasons,So you dont have problems with me ok. Your winnings will be deliver to you at your doorstep by the FedEx company You are to choose one of the two listed payment option below and your winnings sha
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    Text - O0o Telstra 4G 7:09 pm Danyel Christian> Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger I'm not much of a finance guy. Can you run me through the specifics. I'm a bit giddy. If you go with check a check will be brought to you and you'll take it to your bank for bank deposit but if it's ATM card then you'll get it with a PIN number and take it to any ATM machine of your choice to cash out your winnings Is it possible to get it in Lego vouchers? You know, as an investment opportunity? (I lied a
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    Text - O00 Telstra 4G 7:09 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger Im sorry. Im embarrasse.. things were going so well between us as well. Stupid, stupid. I always do this. Ok I choose the first one... I'l just convert it to Lego money later. I want you to know that your CHECK DELIVERY and some other relevant documents as regards to your winnings will be deliver to you by the FedEx delivery Company. + Aa
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    Product - O00 Telstra 4G 7:09 pm Danyel Christian > Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger Mr Mark Zuckerberg the CEO of Facebook have ordered a private FedEx delivery company to deliver your winnings to you at your doorstep for security purpose. Hope you understand that? Mark looks like he's put on some weight.. + Aa
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    Text - O00 Telstra 4G 7:09 pm Danyel Christian> Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger I get it, stressful job.. Yeah I totally get it. That's not mark but the FedEx man who'll be bringing the winnings to your doorstep Oh right His name might be Mark though Pretty common name You will need to provide Your Home Address you want them to deliver your winnings too,Mobile Number:, email address:, sex:, occupation:, marital status:, country of residence and photo of driver license card Of course m
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    Text - o00 Telstra 4G 7:09 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger esiuence anu puo or unver license card Of course my dear Uno momento por favor (I'm very worldly) Address: 4 privet drive Little winging Surrey (Just add 'attn: under the stairs' the postie knows what's up.) Mob: 1800 123 400 Sex: he-man (that's a joke I say sometimes) Occupation: I'm a stay at home son. Marital status: let's just say I've been hurt before Danyel. Can you give me a quick call to run me thro
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    Text - o00 Telstra 4G 7:16 pm Danyel Christian Home Active now Invite Danyel to Messenger (Just add 'attn: under the stairs' the postie knows what's up.) Mob: 1800 123 400 Sex: he-man (that's a joke I say sometimes) Occupation: I'm a stay at home son. Marital status: let's just say I've been hurt before Danyel. Can you give me a quick call to run me through this quickly? Is that you? The connection is fuzzy but I think I can hear you. Danyel? ...mark? What now? + Aa
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    Text - Oo00 Telstra 8:16 pm Danyel Christian> Facebook Home (1) Invite Danyel to Messenger sS PM I'd card? Soz bra just at KFC Celebrating the big win I'll be eating super variety buckets every night Just gotta wait till get home Shit! I think I just hit someone with my car! What should I do? Oh god Not again I have to skip town I need that money now! + Aa
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    Text - oo00 Telstra 8:17 pm Danyel Christian Home (1) Facebook Invite Danyel to Messenger I think I'm safe Can you organise me somewhere to lay low You can have some of my winnings We are in this together now Right? Danyel? Oh I found my I.d It's my old one does that matter? It's got my maiden name on it? LICENSE NUMBER 01-47-87441 DOB 06/03/1981 06/03/2008 HAIR CVES BRO BRO ISSUE DA OLASS 6STR ENDORS WT сY 06/18/1998 Ae + Аa
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    Font - o00 Telstra 9:21 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home (2) Invite Danyel to Messenger LICENSE UMER 01-47-87441 DOB 06/03/1981 206/03/2008 HAIR EYES 98O BRO ISSUE DATE CLASS RESTR ENDORSE сту 06/18/1998 McLOVIN 892 MOMONA ST HONOLULU, HI 96820 Or do you need my recent one? Danyel? 9:19 PM Yes Oh ok I've looked everywhere but I can only find my passport and my birth certificate... I'm so sorry for letting you down. Sad emoticon face + Aa
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    Text - oo00 Telstra 9:59 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger Okay lemme have the passport and birth certificate Ok as long as you promise not to laugh at my photo ROFL LOL Wait I'm worried about if someone hacks our conversation and gets access to my personal details? What do you think? Or the nude selfies I sent you.. Have you heard of the fappening. Sign of the times I guess. What a messed up world. Actually I think I'm going to just be the change I want to see in th
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    Text - oo00 Telstra 9:59 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger Actually I think I'm going to just be the change I want to see in the world... I should just send them and trust that people are inherently good and kind, and that love is the dominating force that drives our existence. Because it's our perception which dictates the way we interact with the world, and the greatest gift we can give each other is a genuine and authentic compassion for one another's experience.
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    Text - oo00 Telstra 9:59 pm Danyel Christian Active now Home Invite Danyel to Messenger send them over text or email? 9:57 PM Send me the photo here Please get a new line of work. You are bad at this. You're fucking stupid + Aa
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    Text - oo00 Telstra 10:07 pm Danyel Christian Active 4 m ago Home Invite Danyel to Messenger Send me the photo here Please get a new line of work. You are bad at this. You're fucking stupid dumb ass fool that's who you're Sssssshhhh... this is for the best. Aa
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