You're starting to think that you might be a morning person. Despite hating waking up early and relying on coffee to get going, if you'd have to choose between brunch and a night out at the bars, the choice is clear. Neither option sounds great but it's been months that you've been blowing off your friends and they're starting to think you're a social pariah– so guess who's coming for bottomless mimosas, sis! The reason for that isn't because you love orange juice and mixing sweet and savory dishes in some monstrous breakfast/not-breakfast concoction… the real reason is because there's no heckin way you'll be caught outside of your home after 8:30pm ever again. You'll happily leave every party early so that you can get home to what you really want to be doing until 2am: cuddling your cat.
Looking for an excuse to postpone the plans you have later today? Check out last week's batch of introvert memes!