25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 14, 2025)

It's beginning to be our favorite time of the year. Back to school. We're taking trips to Target, armed with lists given to us by new teachers, helping our kiddos pick out just the right protractor. I don't know about you, but I used to love back-to-school shopping. I loved picking out all my new pens, deciding which folder would correspond to which subject. Of course, science was always green. I loved seeing the backpacks and the lunchboxes and deciding what my personality was going to be that year. Was I a yellow Tapper-Keeper girl, or was I going to embrace a multi-folder system?

Maybe your kid is like me, and their eyes light up at the sight of a new highlighter. Or maybe your kid just wants to get it over with, and you have to convince them that they might need more than one notebook.

Either way, you're gearing up to send them back to school, and you're remembering what the routine is like. You're remembering just how early you have to get them to school and just how many lunches you have to pack. So odds are you need something that's going to help you get through. That's where these tweets come in.
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