20 Astrology Memes for Sassy Single Scorpios Obsessed With the Cosmos

The stars and moon have more effect on us than you know. If you're one of those girlies who's friend group makes fun of you for your crystals, sage, incense, and (borderline) witchcraft, you might be an astrology chick. With each new man in your life, you're asking for their birth date, the moon cycle, and the latitude at which they were born, just to check if y'all are compatible or not. In your experience, this type of proofing has saved you a lot of trouble in the past and quite frankly, this star bish is running out of time in her zodiac cycle to play games. So charge your crystals on the full moon sis, because you're going to need them at full capacity during this single girl summer. So what if you set every man up for failure and blame the cosmos? It's not your prerogative to take responsibility for your subconscious being attracted to the most toxic signs.

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