'Some girls shave their toes' : 21 Girl Secrets We Keep From Guys

We always say that the early dating stage is the best stage. You know the one, when everything feels like a honeymoon - both of you are on your best behavior, working hard to impress each other, and holding in all your smelly farts. It all feels new, fresh, and oh-so-delicately mysterious. You haven't even had your first fight yet.. it feels like a dream. 

Oh, and what about the first night you sleep over at his house? He opens his eyes and the first thing he sees is you. He tells you you're so beautiful in the mornings and you say, 'What? me? Oh, don't be so silly. I just woke up' knowing damn well you woke up 40 minutes ago, washed your face, took a poop, and put on some blush on your cheeks. But the best part about it is he pretends to believe you. 

Welp, today we're bringing you a thread with 21 more secrets we women keep from guys. Or at least we think we're keeping them. You be the judges of that and tell us in the comments below. 

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