Finally, it's getting sunny enough again to have brunch on the dang patio. For months, you and the girls have been nursing your hangovers in the privacy of your home with the curtains drawn, pajamas on, and reality TV on loop for the day. There's no flare with that. So since you're partying anyways this Saturday (obvi), then you might as well double down on your alcohol intake and plan a booshie baddie brunch this Sunday so you can sport your darkest sunglasses and your most fabulous frocks. It's really just so that you have an excuse to drink champagne at 10am with your signature drop of orange juice. We're pretty sure that the champagne-to-orange ratio that you and your girlies do is exactly what the mimosa gods asked for. So gather your gaggle of dapper dames and head to your nearest fusion resto– it's time for eggs benny and bottomless mimos.
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