22 Nurturing Memes for Single Mommies Giving Parenting Their All (July 17, 2023)

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    Smile - Me: I can't wait for the kids to go to bed, so I can finally get stuff done. Me [10 minutes after they pass out]: RAMBLIN MAMA
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    Hair - lower back MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME
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    Vertebrate - Me: *Lays in bed for 2 seconds Mom: FKrab
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    Cartoon - Drinking my morning coffee while the kids are destroying the living room @alrightmom m THIS IS FINE.
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    Product - LITERALLY ONLY 15 MINUTES OF FUN! I NEED TO POOP. I'M BORED. n THE DAD PUTS A BIG ASS CIRCLE OF DEAD GRASS IN YOUR LAWN! WH THE AND
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    Organism - Anna M @helgagrace In my experience, adulthood is mostly piling stuff up on surfaces and then eventually having to clean off those surfaces 8:57 AM 12/24/18 Twitter for iPhone 2,346 Retweets 11.6K Likes
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    Food - I was forced to bring a snack to an event... FIND THE TOENAIL TAIDERIOR/Dan
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    Font - lil Han @hwelchaaa *baby screaming* Me: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC 9/6/18, 2:51 PM >
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    Font - Matt Okine @mattokine When you're 20, fifteen people could turn up to your house at any moment. When you're 30 it literally takes two months of planning to see a friend.
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    Font - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Follow Before I had kids, I thought I had a great immune system, but it turns out I was just really good at staying away from the type of people who sneeze directly into your eyeballs while telling you a story.
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    Dog - when the caffeine wears off but it's too late in the day for another coffee
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    Font - SpacedMom @copymama Welcome to parenthood. Every piece of trash in your house is now a makeshift toy that you are not allowed to throw out.
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    Font - HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.
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    Font - Me: <trying to enforce a summer bedtime> Birds: WE ARE ALL OUTSIDE HAVING A LOUD BIRD PARTY Ice cream truck: THAT'S RIGHT KIDS, IT'S FREE ICE CREAM NIGHT! WE ARE LITERALLY JUST THROWING IT FROM THE TRUCK!!! Sun: <shines harder> ItsLike TheyKnowUs
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    Dog - When you finally have kids of your own and you realize why your dad was always so pissed off when you were younger @tank.sinatra ▬▬
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    Font - laura @lauratnelson My mom: wow it's so nice of Jeff to watch your kids for the next few days while you're gone Me: yes, he is very excited to continue to be a father
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    Hair - 7 DAYS BEFORE PERIOD 3 DAYS BEFORE PERIOD 1 DAY BEFORE PERIOD AFTER PERIOD ALBOR
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    Jaw - When he scratches your labia for 5 minutes then asks "You like that?"
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    Font - big tan @mineifiwildout would u rather fight 1200 silverback gorillas at once or have ur daughter grow up to b a festival girl 12:53 PM 29 Mar 17
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    Forehead - When you find the mosquito that ruined your sleep all night
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    Font - ommanyte: I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips
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    Font - SIS @HERTweetx we only have one life. keep it simple. missing somebody - call • wanna meet up - invite • wanna be understood - explain • have questions - ask • don't like something - speak up • like something - share it • want something - ask for it • love someone tell them 9:02 PM - 21 Nov 2017 - 121,008 Retweets 244,579 Likes 262 121K 245K Follow

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