34 Witty Parenting Memes About the Joys of Raising Little Humans (July 13, 2023)

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    Microphone - Kids, making requests and asking questions to mom when dad is right tf there @HowToBeADad FRAZAN LFIRST
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    Cartoon - NEVER HAVE OFELT SO SEEN AS APARENT AS THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE BACKSEAT OF THE CAR IN BLUEY
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    Joint - Cherish these moments. You'll miss it someday. MY HUSBAND, ON HIS PHONE @Witty Otter MY CHILD, ASKING ME FOR A SNACK 03 ME, IN A FULL BODY CAST
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    Water - Moms: Can I have a kiss? Every 1 year old: Smy
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    Forehead - When someone tells me my kid is an angel @parentingfailz [Whispering] So was Lucifer.
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    Organism - When a baby offers you a Cheeto C
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    Arm - Kids: Watch this! Parents everywhere: @momsconfession
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    Hair - Me: Do you need a diaper? Toddler: No. Also toddler: @oneawkwardmom
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    Head - "Parenthood is just love, stress, cleaning & mumbling WTF under your breath every few minutes" Me: @MACGYVERINGMOM22 thwind You guys are cleaning?
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    Outerwear - When your toddler is playing quietly and you accidentally make eye contact @oneawkward mom
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    Beard - When I tell my family that I'm tired and need alone time, but they can't function without me. @themarvelousmrsmom BUSBA GELING GUMP
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    Font - Cydni Beer @cydbeer You know when you've plugged your phone into a charger only to discover the charger wasn't ever plugged into an outlet therefore your phone actually hasn't been recharged at all? That's what going to sleep for the night as a parent is like.
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    Organism - THINGS MY KIDS BRING HOME FROM CHILDCARE Ki @twisteddoodles SOME CUTE ART THING THEY MADE DIRTY LAUNDRY PLAGUE.
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    Forehead - PARENTING AT 8AM PARENTING AT 8PM
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    Human - When I'm ready for bed but remember all the dirty dishes waiting for me @thehiddensnacksmama Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?!
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    Font - "Who's your hardest kid?" Me: My mother-in-law's kid.
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    Rectangle - Tired Working Mom @WorkingMom86 Follow I tell my husband that I love him but I'm also territorial about the good cheese in the fridge because balance is healthy in marriage. 4:42 PM -3 Sep 2017
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    Font - Tracie Tom @tracietom If you are single, picture what you think marriage is like. Wrong. You are both in Home Depot arguing over a light fixture
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    Organism - Honey MustardMama @Honey Mustard Ma : I'm jealous of toddlers and their lack of social norms. @Honey MustardMama Imagine seeing someone you don't want to talk to, and the second they open their mouth, you just scream "NO" in their face and run away. HONE MUSTARD MAMA
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    Facial expression - A FAMILY OF CARTOON DOGS MENTALLY & EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED PARENTS ANIMAL THE DURRELL CHALLENGE EK RALAD RACE 2017 THE DAD
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    Font - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder I would just like to thank the person who told my daughter that when she lies her eyes turn a different color. Now she squeezes her eyes shut every time she lies... and my job just became a whole lot easier.
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    Organism - Finally got our child to sleep But their head pops up as we walk away @themommyscoop Don't move! It can't see us if we don't move.
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    Watch - en your kids start yelling before you can take your first sip of coffee in the morning... A
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    Purple - Burning sage and the kids start whining "I can't breathe!" I bet you can't. Demons.
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    Font - Dear children, I love you more than life itself, but I ain't eAmyweatherly sad when you go to bed. Love, Mom Amy Weatherly
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    Flower - Me, approximately 3 minutes after telling my toddler I didn't want to be in their play. IG @thatmidwestmom
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    Font - The 21st Century SAHM @21stcenturysahm People are like "My mom never complained! She did it all with a smile, was never tired, never asked for help!"like somehow running ourselves into the ground while SMILING is a better alternative than speaking openly about our struggles & supporting one another.
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    Font - @dad_hard Parenting makes total sense when you're doing it but probably seems weird from the outside. My wife just hid a pair of my toddler's pants because they were too much drama' and that explanation seemed totally reasonable to me.
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    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkward mom 67% percent of parenting is just trying to keep a straight face when your child says something like, 'mom, he hit me with his banana.' @oneawkwardmom
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    Font - Awesome Little Sleepers @awesomelittlesleepers Been feeling a little moody and run down lately. Googled my symptoms to see what I might have... It's kids. I have kids.
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    Font - Friend: "Oh, your kid is 4? Mine was reading at 4." Me: "Cool. Mine knows every word to 'Baby Got Back."" RAMBLIN MAMA
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    Font - The term domestic housewife implies there are feral ones and now I have a new goal.
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    Sky - HUSBAND: I did the dishes WIFE: So? HUSBAND:
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    Glasses - Simon Holland → @simoncholland Here, let me do that -me when my wife is almost done with some chore.

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