Okai, lemme has thinks. N-o-m-z: Elebenty pointz K-i-t-t-e-h: Elebentyseven pointz C-h-e-e-z-b-u-r-g-e-r: 85 pointz, triple wurd score! Ai winz! But don't let hooman know.

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