40 Classical Art Memes that Capture the Essence of Classic Bad Dating (September 11, 2023)

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    Gesture - When you're having a bad day and a random dude tells you to 'smile'
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    Vertebrate - Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman Tw
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    Human - Me writing about men like bad male authors write about women: 'He charged into the room, pert testicles bouncing gaily. I saw a scar & wondered if he'd had a vasectomy. He opened his plump lips, full of promise but annoying words came out... something about a football match'
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    Human - "The trouble didn't start after I ate the apple. It was after I ate the mushrooms- that's when the snake started talking." @artmemescentral
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    Font - My friend thinks you are cute... It's me, I'm the friend @artmemescentral Which friend?
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    Head - "Sorry for acting weird, I am weird and it will happen again."
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    Art - ... and then he said, "Everything about you is fake!" and I said, "Including my org*sms with you." @artmemescentral
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    Sleeve - I'd love to stay and chat but I have a ripe avocado at home @punk_history
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    Art - "I already told you, I'm not turning your water into pumpkin spice latte." @artmemes/ central
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    Cloud - People tell me they come here for the melons, but they never buy any boredpanda.com
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    Hairstyle - reasons to date me: 1. I'll be the uglier one in the relationship. 2. Please.
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    Poster - I DON'T USUALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAY BEFORE I SAY IT. I PREFER TO THINK ABOUT IT AFTER I'VE SAID IT, LATE AT NIGHT, FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. made with mematic
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    Chin - I DON'T ALWAYS PLEASURE MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO, I'M ASKED TO LEAVE THE WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR SECTION OF WALMART
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    Plant - How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They use gas lighting. @artmemescentral FORWARDE
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    Beard - Stealing the TV, coffee filters, duvet, and drapes at someone's fancy house. 6 @RJ
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    Forehead - When I see chocolate, I hear two voices in my head One says "Eat the Chocolate." The other says, "You heard her, eat the chocolate".
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    Art - There is normal matter, dark matter, and most importantly, doesn't matter. Bowied
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    Hairstyle - Perhaps Judas's biggest crime was never understanding personal space G 840
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    Organ - Middle Earth Organics ORGANIC TOMATO & E PORCINI MUSHROOM SAUCE pomodoro e funghi porcini २ → 3 They might want to check out the rest of the painting next time... N Wi WA Pev MPORTED FROM ITALY NO SUGAR ADDED Net. Wt. (198) 25 A ΡΟΙ IMPOR FRO ITAL USDA QRASTIG
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    Art - Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. -Pythagoras
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    Gesture - Her: "Does this dress make me look fat Him: "Don't blame the dress THE POODIK
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    Drum - 2020 HI! I'M PANDORA AND THIS IS MY UNBOXING VIDEO.
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    Beard - "Well groomed fellow giving his phone number to a girl he met in the tavern" (1631, colourised)
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    Human - OH SH!!! The battle was today?! made with mematic PR 59666
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    Sleeve - When you said we were going on a spree I thought you meant shopping! JoMac Druzhde 40 Cristy Ari hickens Itata pove vincita Amo
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    Horse - s I call her Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs. Beautiful horse. What's her name?
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    Poster - Every minute that I stand here talking to you, 10 children die. Maybe you could try some mouthwash?
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    Horse - Sending your homies to get snacks 1639 0/111)
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    Tree - Don't be part of the problem, try to be the entire problem
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    Human - Me, an intellectual, judging people for making the same mistake I recently learned to stop making
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    Art - 2099 I love you I love you so much Thank you Thank you so much Varkey
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    Art - Do you speak Italian? Say something? Yes Pizza
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    Art - Don't be shy, Ask me out. Okay, Get out.
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    Gesture - FEELINGS ME
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    Forehead - What's your mood today? 7 5 8 3 6 9
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    Human - If you call yourself an alpha male I'm going to assume you have an active restraining order out against you. @Culinaryanarchy Memes of Art & Existential Dread 2.Serabrianora 1930
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    Gesture - THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU KEEP ESCAPING
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    Sleeve - Last night This morning
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    Organism - What did you do?? Told her that if she'd stop buying avocados, she could afford a house.
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    Hairstyle - Henry wished he had called his therapist insteac of giving himself bangs

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