POV - You Are A Cat: 28 Terrific Titles Of Cat Autobiographies That Deliver A Litter Box Full Of Laughs

A lot of people wish their cats could talk, but not us, we're not sure our self-esteem could handle all that sass and judgment. Those cold kitty stares are more than enough for us already! However, if your cat could write a book about its life, what do you think it would be called? Our cat would definitely write something like "How I Pspspspspsed My Way Into A Life Of Luxury". Or, that's what we hope they would call it. Honestly, it might be something like "How To Train Your Hooman For Dummies".

From witty and cute to sassy and sarcastic, these cat owners really got creative and funny when imagining their cats' titles. From "Much A Loaf About Nothing" - how to relax and be delicious at the same time, to "Between Two Naps" - a tale of a purrfectly sleepy kitty, we had to clean our litter box after this because we were practically peeing from laughter!

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We got our cat an automated feeder so she wouldn't eat so much, but now she just naps next to the food bowl until it gets filled again. Some cats are just meant to be a little chonky, and it's okay, that's just the way we like her. Oh lawd she comin'!

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This is a nice way of giving advice on how to keep your cool when your hooman is acting a fool and you have to be patient with their training. Hoomans are slow learners, and really like doing things their way, we recommend meditating daily to manage the stress of dealing with them.

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