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Spicy Sassy Sunday Memes Of Cats Showing Off Their Unique and Fantastique Feline Pawsonalities

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    “Yes, I’ll let them use my couch. I’m altruistic that way.”

    Dog - Big bad pitbulls scared to sit next to the cat lol

    Pawssibly the most accurate and underrepresented quality of cats is their ability to intimidate and scare the pants off animals multiple times their size. Proving once and for all, it is not the size of the attacker, but the ferocity of the attacker that counts. Hopefully this void was not out for vengeance and a peace agreement was reached.

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    "You should thank me for saving you the cholesterol.”

    Cat - Clark made the most of his "just a bite" Quibble

    We all have that one friend who likes to take advantage of our hospitality and take the biggest bite or gulp known to make that 'just a bite' count. Clark here understood the rarity of being handed a burger and did not hesitate to take what is his and then some.

  • 3

    “What? I was looking for Santa Claus.”

    Cat - Our orange cat climbed up the chimney today. We thought we had an visitor cat for awhile until we realized it was Henry.
  • 4

    “Best burglar deterrent you’ll ever have.”

    Glasses - An 80 year old lady has crocheted a giant cat, and I couldn't be happier about it
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  • 5

    “Give us a minute. We’ll get there.”

    Cat - My two brain cells getting ready to make a decision
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    “I don’t think I like your disobedient tone, human.”

    Cat - THE CAT HAS BEEN FED DONT BELIEVE HER BULL 7 THE CAT HAS BEEN FED DONT BELIEVE HER BULL T
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    “You can take my money, but I’ll cancel the credit cards.”

    Organism - Kitty understood the assignment A Heart For Cats @AHeartForCats Top actor, he should win an Oscar
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  • 8

    “I am a creature of contradictions. It speaks to extreme sophistication on my part.”

    Font - My cat has two lap settings: 1. You attempted to lift your leg, but I am the weight of 10,000 dying suns, and I will not be disturbed. You will perish here. 2. You moved your ankle 1/10000th of an inch. I am leaving immediately. You've offended not only me but my ancestors.
  • 9

    “As foreman, of course. The laborers need my pioneering vision.”

    Smile - When you lie on your resume and you end up getting the job 7 REFOL ITV AU If
  • 10

    “Stay tuned for more details at confession on Sunday.”

    Cat - thank you for the food I am cataddictsanony-mouse to steal, i am truly grateful
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  • 11

    “Hey, we all have our calling in life.”

    Dog - My name is Ned, now I'm a bed, and if I ruffs, I scare the fluffs, I cannot move, I just play dead, my name is Ned, and I'm a bed.
  • 12

    “Great present, Mom!”

    Black - 5. PET STREET 고양이 모델 텐트 ANE/RUm Min w5,000 Cat logic is beyond reality
  • 13

    “He’s besmirching our Christmas card, Mom. And Dad’s face.”

    Hair - Just a typical family photo with our furbabies...
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  • 14

    “If not for sits, why is it warm?”

    Cat - DON'T SIT ON THE KEYBOARD? OK
  • 15

    “Your training is coming along nicely, human.”

    Font - @rbngrhm cat owners will hear their cat go "prrrp" in a certain tone and be like "oh one second my cat wants the heating pad turned on" 2:51 AM 10 Feb 23 546K Views 3,144 Retweets 284 Quotes 22.4K Likes 12 rob @rbngrhm. 10 Feb Replying to @rbngrhm "Mew" "Oh no I forgot to open the blinds, give you. wet food, spin around thrice and kiss you on the head."
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    “And it was fun listening to you. Hee hee.”

    Cat - I just spent 2 hours looking for her Kleenex
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  • 17

    “That slowwww melt. It’s, like, so spiritual.”

    Cat - ChalkButter Booker loves staring at ice cubes. He doesn't lick them or touch them; he just stares and purrs. the-silent-planet Follow Sep 29 Just a fan of thermodynamics
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    “This means, of course, that you may not move without breaking the law.”

    Cat - melanie update today! @inalemontree my friend got a kitten and this is how he sleeps 000

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