Yes I love you too, but if you keep peeing on my rugs I will squeeze your head like this only harder.

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 1

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 2

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 3

'He wanted to see every line of code in this project': Company CTO accuses freelancer of "faking" project results 4

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28 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 9, 2024) 6

Might as well... 1

Fill'r up or else... 2

He's innocent 3

Every time 4

Prank call 5

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