Momz...I swairs wusn't masturbating. Closes the door, pls.

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31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

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Grandparents refuse to let 18-year-old granddaughter use their shower before prom, daughter-in-law refuses to visit them any more: 'They have 4 full bathrooms'

Grandparents refuse to let 18-year-old granddaughter use their shower before prom, daughter-in-law refuses to visit them any more: 'They have 4 full bathrooms'

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Woman harvests lemons from stranger’s yard claiming she's entitled to them, gets shut down mid-heist when small-town cop pulls up: 'The previous owner did not complain'

Woman harvests lemons from stranger’s yard claiming she's entitled to them, gets shut down mid-heist when small-town cop pulls up: 'The previous owner did not complain'

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‘You probably don’t remember me…’: Server confronts entitled customer a year later for throwing a temper tantrum on her first day

‘You probably don’t remember me…’: Server confronts entitled customer a year later for throwing a temper tantrum on her first day

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UPDATE: Stepdaughter asks 52-year-old stepmother to cancel concert tickets and give her the cash: 'This is a night out to celebrate your Dad's 60th birthday, not a cash grab'

UPDATE: Stepdaughter asks 52-year-old stepmother to cancel concert tickets and give her the cash: 'This is a night out to celebrate your Dad's 60th birthday, not a cash grab'

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