Facetious Feline Memes And Tweets For Your Mid-Morning Treat

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  • 01

    "aspire to this level of unhinged"

    Hannah Solow @hamstertalk My husband set up a motion sensor sign that lights up when my cat poops....please hire him, he has too much time on his hands ON AIR ITAIR ON AIR IN AIR
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  • 02

    "top tier #1 best cat"

    Jennifer Adcock, RPG Designer @JenKatWrites You know who doesn't get impostor syndrome? Cats. Not only does every cat know they're a cat, I think every cat believes firmly, with conviction, that they are the best possible cat, the prime example of a cat, the most cat a cat could be.
  • 03

    "new york’s hottest club is mom’s vocal cords"

    fil @veganbruxa cats be like I know a spot then sit on your throat
  • 04

    "she works hard for the crunchies"

    alexa @mariokartdw it's so hard explaining to my cat every morning that i have to go away for 10 hours to support our lifestyle
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  • 05

    "science said it couldn’t be done"

    allie @thholyghost everyone thinks that their cat is the cutest cat in the world and youre actually all correct
  • 06

    "reaaaaally hope this cat is a ginger"

    Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ Three months ago, my cat lived on the streets of Bushwick. Today, he has an electronic litter box. Literally the plot of Annie.
  • 07

    "cease your wiggling, pillow servant"

    Dr. Sanjana Curtis! @sanjanacurtis my cat if I shift my weight while she's sleeping in my lap Attention... I have been murdered.
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  • 08

    "time to do absolutely everything in our power to reunite these two"

    haley @feederofcats just saw a kid in petsmart with his hands and face pressed against an adoptable cat's glass cage telling the cat they need to "form a plan" because his mom said no and whispering his full home address to the cat. i think the kids will be alright
  • 09

    "I’m not BABY I’m APEX PREDATOR"

    MARC in a (Less) Cold Clim... @marccold ME: whose dog are you DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL ME: whose cat are you CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH
  • 10

    "true story almost named my cat TomHanksInCastAway"

    chib @chibleee animals R so funny u can name a cat apple iphone 2 and he dont know wat goin on lol
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  • 11

    "one ticket for the smelly baby convention please"

    BABY GET IN HERE IF YOU SMELL ↓ I'M SMELLY ↑ JAIL
  • 12

    "where u been girl"

    Chipo @BeingChipo Cost of living crisis is hitting everyone hard. Our 5 year old cat that moved out over a year ago just came back home full time like nothing happened. Ma'am
  • 13

    "[[[foreboding silence intensifies]]]"

    Megan Wegenke @MegWegenke I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious)" are two very different kinds of silence
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  • 14

    "at least he wore his formalwear!!!"

    laura-blaise @Blaisin Squad in what is possibly the best news I have ever received in my life, my friend's cat went missing and was located attending a child's birthday party in a neighboring garden along with several of his local cat friends
  • 15

    "million dollar idea: plastic flavored wet food you’re welcome"

    sticky @stickydacat My cat: you changed my treats to shrimp flavor instead of chicken and now my tummy hurts :( Also my cat: plastic bag C (9) (""))
  • 16

    "show cat"

    Sean Brewster @TheSeanBrewster Today in a Zoom class my professor casually mentioned her cat and one brave student spoke up: From to Everyone: show cat To: Everyone
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  • 17

    "your quest awaits you"

    Woke up this morning and found my cats guarding my basement like this

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