Last night, I dreamed I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know. --Groucho Marx

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23-year-old woman leaves friend's birthday party after friend refuses to open the door and let her inside the house: ‘I knocked as loud as I could, but the door remained locked’

23-year-old woman leaves friend's birthday party after friend refuses to open the door and let her inside the house: ‘I knocked as loud as I could, but the door remained locked’

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‘"Do you know how much money I spend at your store?"’: Loyal grocery store customer insists employee allow him to shop during closing hours, has a hilarious awakening when employee refuses

‘"Do you know how much money I spend at your store?"’: Loyal grocery store customer insists employee allow him to shop during closing hours, has a hilarious awakening when employee refuses

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Manager demands employee take $15k salary cut, they claim that they are starting their own business instead: 'I had been doing the job of 4 people'

Manager demands employee take $15k salary cut, they claim that they are starting their own business instead: 'I had been doing the job of 4 people'

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Hardworking lawyer shows up to work hours before everyone else and still gets fired: 'The three hours early riser put in before the sun was up did not count, because no one was there to see them.'

Hardworking lawyer shows up to work hours before everyone else and still gets fired: 'The three hours early riser put in before the sun was up did not count, because no one was there to see them.'

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Employee finds loophole in company's tracking system, takes 2 hour breaks that are only marked as 30 minutes: 'I did exactly as I was told'

Employee finds loophole in company's tracking system, takes 2 hour breaks that are only marked as 30 minutes: 'I did exactly as I was told'

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'Everyone was just passing him!!' Person finds a ginger kitten lying motionless on the side of the highway after it had "just given up", takes it home and gives it a new chance at life

'Everyone was just passing him!!' Person finds a ginger kitten lying motionless on the side of the highway after it had "just given up", takes it home and gives it a new chance at life

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