'Husbands simpin over their wives is the best': Wholesome hubby raves about all the 'hardships' of being married to a hot wife

Marriage is a cool thing where two people bind their lives together for the rest of eternity because they're in love. That may be a little over-simplified, but that's kind of the gist of things. For better or worse, right? Through your hot n' steamy years to your golden era, marriage is a union that transcends aesthetics and attraction by focusing on the deepest, most intimate parts of a human soul and how that puzzle piece fits with your own–but having a super hot spouse is a bonus!

According to a self-proclaimed 'funny guy' online, having the hottest wife ever to live is one of the many perks of his marriage. Because many people believe he's dating out of his league, he has graciously compiled a list of questions and skepticism that he's faced since his holy union. 

Hilariously, there are a lot of people that assume things about Matt and his wifey's relationship, simply because of her physical beauty. The funny thing though, is that ultimately, as Matt is listing the common reactions he gets when he tells strangers that the supermodel at the bar is actually his wife, is that their relationship is the perfect example of a happy, balanced marriage.

So scroll onward to read all of the awkward ways that this man gets called out for having the hottest wife ever–and how happy he is either way. 

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