Today on the show, ah who gives a crap. We all know that this is just a filler for you guys until Colbert Report comes on next.

Group project members refuse to do any of the work, get none of the credit: 'It is almost 40% of the total grade' 1

‘You are not going to embarrass my family!’: Mother-In-Law Insists on Future Grandson's Name Amidst Dread of Mother's Unconventional Taste 2

33 Harry Potter Facts and Memes for Hogwarts Students Flying Their Broomsticks Into Hogsmeade This Weekend 3

Tenant and Landlord team up to take down odious Property Management company, claiming almost $10k in penalties: 'My landlord was on my side during the court hearing' 4

Family of 5 shows up to 10 year old's birthday party uninvited, leaves when they're asked to pay entrance fee to the trampoline park: 'He wanted another parent to pay for his fun family day' 5

27 Hilarious Work Memes for Employees Counting Down Until the Weekend 6

Not today! 1

Makes sense 2

Good Vibes and Pawsitivity In The Form of 25 Uplifting Cat Memes 3

Upper paw 4

Technicalities 5

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (May 16, 2024) 6