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19-year-old college freshman faces pushback after declining to stay in family home because she doesn't want to share a room with her 15-year-old sister: 'She does not respect boundaries or personal space'

19-year-old college freshman faces pushback after declining to stay in family home because she doesn't want to share a room with her 15-year-old sister: 'She does not respect boundaries or personal space'

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Expecting dad asks his 38-year-old stepmom if he and his girlfriend can move into her unfinished basement for the first 3 years of their baby's life so they don't have to pay rent and she can babysit: 'I laughed'

Expecting dad asks his 38-year-old stepmom if he and his girlfriend can move into her unfinished basement for the first 3 years of their baby's life so they don't have to pay rent and she can babysit: 'I laughed'

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Business owner agrees to decorate 16-year-old girl's birthday party for free, puts in less effort after overhearing bratty teen disparage her efforts: “I just don't have it in me”

Business owner agrees to decorate 16-year-old girl's birthday party for free, puts in less effort after overhearing bratty teen disparage her efforts: “I just don't have it in me”

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Mom steals $5K from her son's bank account to buy MLM products, family criticizes son for calling the police on her: 'I'd been saving money because my dog needs liver surgery'

Mom steals $5K from her son's bank account to buy MLM products, family criticizes son for calling the police on her: 'I'd been saving money because my dog needs liver surgery'

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Guy builds device for 32 remote employees to bypass company's new idle time requirements, now CEO wants one too: 'You wanted zero idle times!'

Guy builds device for 32 remote employees to bypass company's new idle time requirements, now CEO wants one too: 'You wanted zero idle times!'

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Teenage girl refuses to host a sleepover for her two friends after finding out they lied to her, went to a party without inviting her, and just wanted her place to crash afterward: ‘I said no. I don’t want to feel used, they weren’t honest with me’

Teenage girl refuses to host a sleepover for her two friends after finding out they lied to her, went to a party without inviting her, and just wanted her place to crash afterward: ‘I said no. I don’t want to feel used, they weren’t honest with me’

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