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Cats Act Out Spicy And Dramatic Telenovela Script: The Days Of Our Cats

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    "Darlene"

    I told him: DUSTY DUBS
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    Keep his DUSTY DUBS
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    paws off DUSTY DUBS

    Ah the classic orange cat problem. They have been told several times what not to do, but something in their poorly wired brains means that they only hear what you do not want them to do, and not that you do not want them to do it. Sometimes it feels as though it would be better to not say anything, so that they don't get any ideas.

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    Darlene. DUSTY DUBS
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    *breathing heavy DUSTY DUBS

    And this is the moment when the orange cat finally realizes that he does actually understand the meaning of 'don't' and realizes what he has done. However, it is simply too late and he knows what is about to most unfortunately happen next. We can only wish him the best of luck in surviving to see another day.

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    Our ENTIRE DUSTY DUBS
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    litter is DUSTY DUBS
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    ORANGE. DUSTY DUBS
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    AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
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    _keayaluna_kai_7w Our entire litter is ORRRAAAAAAAHHHHNNGGGEEEE
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    suicidal_euphoria 2w He shouldn't have put his paws on Darlene. He got what was coming to him.
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    delanrigan 7w Now that's a damn ferocious bite Darlene must be a hot one
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    goombawarrior01 7w Plot twist: Darlene is orange, the one cat just hates the other guy and needed an excuse to
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    buroakfanatic 7w On the next episode of 'The Days of Our Orange' Darlene reveals Sir Orange (the juiciest of all cats) would gift them the best Catio if she showed him her navel. Things got pulpy & there was no peeling them apart.
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