Listen, I'm all about girl power and taking down the patriarchy. But like… Can't I at least have the option of cleaning the house in heels, a full skirt, and drinking a martini in the middle of the day over a 9-to-5? Like, please? Pretty please? PLEASE? I'M JUST A GIRL. I hit the side of the garage while I was pulling out the other day, and I just put some sparkles by the dent and scratches because that's just the kind of little girly touches I add to my car. Why did they make curbs if not to give them a little tap when you're parking? My mom used to always say “that's what bumpers are for!” when teaching me how to parallel park, and that's how being a girl gets passed down from generation to generation and it's a beautiful thing. That's why men fall in love with us. It's not the Megan Fox come hither eyes, it's the girly things that make you feel more like a man. JUST SAYING. Sorry, I'm just a girl… Here are some memes about it.
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