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Family of 5 shows up to 10 year old's birthday party uninvited, leaves when they're asked to pay entrance fee to the trampoline park: 'He wanted another parent to pay for his fun family day' 3

Tenant and Landlord team up to take down odious Property Management company, claiming almost $10k in penalties: 'My landlord was on my side during the court hearing' 4

Employee files complaint after boss is caught on video stealing her bag, HR sides with boss: 'She faced no consequences' 5

27 Hilarious Work Memes for Employees Counting Down Until the Weekend 6

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Angy marshmallow 2

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