This Girl Deflected a Creeper's Text Advances With Smash Mouth Lyrics, and It Was Kind of Amazing

Redditor Babs_Gray recently found herself the unwelcome target of some serious Bush League sexting on Facebook. A normal response might be to just tell the person to eff off, but since when was normal a thing to strive for?

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We don't want normal, we want Smash Mouth.

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"I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" was never more true than now.

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Only '90s kids will get this...

... and apparently he's a 2000s kid because he ain't gettin' s**t.

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