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25 Tumblr Moments That'll Send You on a Rollercoaster of Cringe

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    Text - herwhisperisthe-jyp: i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like "wtf are u wearing?" and i said "it's a crop top" i laughed so hard that i woke up
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    Text - When my brother's in the shower... -waiting for brother to get out of the shower- -hears him singing- me: will you quit singing? brother: what? me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME brother: WOMAN brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE brother: MY BALLS brother: AND MY SOUL
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    Text - me whats your opinion on tampons little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings me then you are ultimately more mature than most boys little brother: why me for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those me: little brother: me that is a fantastic point
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    Text - jonasbrothers: one time i was at dr. seuss land at universal studios in orlando and i saw the grinch so i went up to him and i said "i'm glad you stole christmas because i'm jewish" and the dude in the costume got down on one knee and proposed to me #other
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    Text - eggtrolls: god I'm absolutely going to hell I'm sorry guys I was at my friend's engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don't drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people's glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct and one of my friends was like 'ho what in god's name are you doi
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    Text - bertmccrackalaken: OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID "TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT'S DISGUSTING" AND I SAID "TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU'RE DISGUSTING" AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING
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    Text - thesassylorax feferi yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don't have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said "well how do you make your tea, then?" and the other girl admitted that she mostly uses the microwave and the woman clutched her hand over her heart and sat down in shock Barbarians Source feferi
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    Text - anderson-hummel: anderson-hummel: MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" AND HE GOES "I WAS HAVINGA LIGHT SNACK AND LEAVES I'M DONE MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS "I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE" AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY
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    Text - owlmylove last night i dreamt i was at a baseball game and i was on the kiss-cam next to this cute boy with his family and everyone was cheering us on and the guy smiled at me and i smiled back and then i leaned over and kissed his sister instead and the stadium went completely silent before the announcer said "well that was certainly a curveball" and i laughed so hard i woke myself up
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    Text - zofia-and-sloths tio-tacky deanprincesster: one time this guy was hitting on me and he said "I'm loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing" and I said "so did hitler" I literally said that to a person 260,596 notes
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    Text - youtube-feels: OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY "that's not ladylike" AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS "SUCK MY ASS" WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOK I CANT
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    Text - today in 6th period, it was pouring rain and I arrived late to class due to appreciating the rainfall. so when I finally walked in, I was dripping wet and the teacher gave me a dirty look and said that she was going to mark me tardy with a referral to the office and I point my finger at her and said "no" and THEN THUNDER CRACKLED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND THE POWER WENT OUT and just to freak out everyone, I whisper "666" and this girl screamed.
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    Text - So there's a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there's a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed "Oh my god i can't see anything!" and the blind kid goes "Me either!!" and i just lost it
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    Text - fuckzach: its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
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    Text - cascadeofelements flamebroiler flamebroiler: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT WORLD WAR I TODAY IN ENGLISH AND WHEN THE TEACHER ASKED FOR THE CAUSE OF THE WAR THE KID BEHIND ME MUTTERED "dinkleberg" 351 notes
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    Text - ilike-your-booty i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much 123,219 beellette dad just said "there should be a netflix for books" five minutes later he shouted "THE LIBRARY" Source: ghoulium
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    Text - I'll speak French between your legs. hatchworthsmoustache: missiraffe: Cvn-t: The hottest things I've ever been told. I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS STRANGEBEAVER.com
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    Text - handjob tocifer: lieutenantbutts: So I met my 6, 8 and 9 year old cousins for the first time today and one of them asked me if I'm a girl or a boy and I told him both. The whole night they alternated between male and female pronouns and the only question they asked me was: "wait, if you're a boy AND a girl, what color is your bike?" Kids are five hundred times more accepting than adults and it's kinda sad. so what color was your bike? Source: lieutenantbutts
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    Text - barebacking: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I'm sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear Just remember, ur someone's dream girl I'm a boy Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight I'm gay jesus this post is one train wreck after another My great grandpa got hit by a train once
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    Text - OH MY GOD MY DAD TRIED TO PRINT A VIDEO Deep Purple Tabs-Smoke On The Water M DP 127,030 notes
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    Bird - mamasam bestrooftalkever Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived. How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho Its like "I swear to GAWD Jerry" If this isn't the best metaphor for congress I don't know what is. STRANGEBEAVER.Com
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    Text - oo AT&T 70% 11:52 AM bibliobimbo: bibliobimbo: bibliobimbo: my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said "doesn't this just light up your life?" and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a good comeback he just came into my room to tell me i won he can't look me in the eyes 9,147 notes
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    Text - consulting-moose-captain: mina-marina: literalove: alex-of-macedonia: zombicorns: mina-marina: My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers Poprah #YOU'RE GETTING SAVED #YOU'RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!! IT GOT BETTER #If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key...TO SALVATION!!! wow it got better Source: mina-marina
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    Text - HAVEYOU EVER WANTED TO BE THE CENTEROFATTENTIONSOBAD YOU CUT ASIA IN HALF? wstcollins: wholockcat dontsparemyfeelingsanymore cas-get-into-my ass thememorythatcarrieson morice kikismisandryservice Hahtspeedsound crying DEAD do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre? WE DO HAHAHAНА Are you fug kidding me. in Chinese maps. Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map's origins. In Canada. our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don't offend
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    Text - stripedpants: My brother's friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant them. So being the clever person he was On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font THIS IS DARING And he later got accepted
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