Why do I do this you ask? Because I derive great pleasure from watching you stand there like an idiot callin my name for hours when you know Im not comin out!

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 1

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 2

'Nothing slowed this man down but other customers putting him in his place': Entitled Boomer claims he has a medical condition and can't wait in line, waiting customers stand up for employees 3

'I cut off the boot in front of the HOA member': Boss and employee rally entire neighborhood against overzealous HOA 4

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 5

Forgotten employee at big company has no boss and no work to do, collects nice paycheck for doing nothing: 'I'm riding the wave till its crests' 6

Cat Lover Caves When Her Favorite Outdoor Senior Cat is Found With a Leg Injury, Bringing Her Feline Friend Indoors for a Lifetime of Safety and Security 1

Needs must 2

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 3

If I fitz... I sleepz 4

The purrfect seat 5

Purrfect 6