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21 Hilarious Times Tumblr Users Failed to Quit While They're Ahead

Comedy is all about timing... 

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    Text - thebootydiaries thebootydiaries tumblr Follow auamarankente organmeat i never noticed how strong that penguins braid game is blamedrugs thats a raccoon danisontnonfire no thats a french braid phan-upon-a-time No thats pocahountas Source:anightmarefantasmic 762,220 notes
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    Product - chubbyquicksand fiddlefordhmcgucket-archive Follow blank If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they're so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean chubbyquicksand 12 VANKEE CANDLE YANKEE CANDLE America's Best Loved Candie Amaica's Best Lovednde 20 RIDING MOWER TM 2X4 NET WT 22 OZ (623g) pure, natural extracts ET WT 22 OZ (623
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    Text - timelord-in-a-delorean-blog and-iou-somuch Follow laughoutloudrightnow Deactivated bitch i will you francieum sorry i'm not lesbian pallbearers how do i download friends mormondad http://www.download-friends.com/ they've got all 10 seasons juilan What the fuck is going on in this post 242,672 notes
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    thala550 mac and cheese yourwaifu what? diamoncls mac and cheese squided That's an egg gnarly Thats an ipad iPad
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    Text - iwillmindfuckyou lifeofmai tumblr. Follow adrians I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon a-creepy-weirdo-has I'm not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn't have gotten stitches. adrians how is that racist burritwo they just said they weren't being racist do you even listen vardaesque of course they can't hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon Source:adrians 490,029 notes
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    Text - bisexualelena elenastan Follow turntechtier my laptops fucked hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia i hope they used a condom turntechtier im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this dean-winchestersass the question is who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom bisexualelena #can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move#where you just sit on a person's lap until they get uncomfortably warm #reblogging again because amanda made it better 396,133 notes
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    Text - masserror imhookedonaswan Follow thegirlwithkittyears people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with thegirlwithkittyears jesus christ i'm getting hate over this because people are putting the word 'size in there when thats not what i was saying 7:00 P.M AS IN THE FUCKING TIME theatrefetish I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused masserror "Happy birthday son. Since you're eight now it's time you learn about kilts." 584,644 notes
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    Text - grawly you should never lookat a horse grawly wait shit hang on grawly never kick horse in the mouth grawly please help me winged-with-desire It's gift grawly never gift a norse in the mouth
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    Font - nosebacon tumblr. Follow levindis cigaomecom duel-styx Pet beds were on sale AND I had a coupon so Guts got a new bed. It's very plush he likes it a lot. emaciating that's a weird looking dog but he's still a cute dog nosebacon its nice you bought a bed for your croissant. Source:duel-styx 458,384 notes
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    Advertising - miamiacoda tumblr. Follow illinose-blog asaawhiteperson where do you get Cheetos that big swaysclothingline that's a chihuahua miamiacoda Those are carrots Source:ilovebrucewillis 593,706 notes
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    Text - iwillmindfuckyou shits-and-giggles-and-shit tumblr. Follow nasturbate (white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom marshtomping are you saying only females of the white race urinate nasturbate yes amoying i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902 harry-p-ron-w How old r u thepondseleven 17 turntechdestiel whispers how long have you been 17 sqwhoretle I know what you are wwwgoodreads Say it.Say it out loud. smaugwithablog WILDCATS angel-and-hunters WHAT
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    Sink - chickennoogets pizza tumblr. Follow tehjeff I don't like using my dad's bathroom because I'm not that into watching myself poop sydneythesignificant i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel 172,642 notes
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    Text - extra-credit-turtle tumblr. Follow takemetoalice juilan I can't wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I'm going to spell everyone's name wrong so they can't instagram their cups frankietastic are you satan carolingponds are you god jesusfreakinglucifer are we humans thewookiee2 Or are we dancer hanannibalbanannibal Is this the real life imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter Or is this just a fantasy animeasuka no this is patrick kissinbarsyoufool what the fuck is going on theussenterpr
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    Tree - prologi: dorkery: mrfl4sh: lava bbq I lava good bbq SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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    Text - mikalhvi: gentlemanbones: "What is that, some kind of stone like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like- ...Oh." is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
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    Text - what-it-means-to-be-human tumblr. Follow suitfer harvard-dad The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses real-live-dragon no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking Source:harvard-dad 141,418 notes
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    Text - stucly automatically tumblr. Follow vardaesque MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD vardaesque clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i'm not having an orgy Source:urulokid 494,013 notes
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    Product - gloomyteens when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven T shutters teck www.shutterstock.com 47755 537 gloomyteens OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESSI COULD THINK OF mallomallo It's called a washing machine beyonceforbreakfast i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes thegirldetective this post is a fucking train wreck #washing machine #oven #dishwasher #dryer #doing laundry #t
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    Text - why-is-the-rum-gOne gnosised the-vashta-nerada fckn-dumb: the-vashta-nerada fckn-dumb: what do you call a snake that studies past events DON'T YOU DARE a HISSSSTORIAN I'll kill you 60,016 notes
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    Heart - hopeless-fangir: THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO WHERE DID THEY COME FROM, COTTON-EYE-JOE
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    Text - ugly guy why isn't 11 why isn't 11 pronounced onety one I'm Feeling Lucky Google Search mindpalce mindpalce huntereve18 carry-on-my-wayward-butt mildly-intoxicated: my favourite picture on tumblr ever I AM LAUGHING sO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID "TOOTY TWO OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD Threety three Fourty four I have realized my mistake 741.127 notes tl
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