10 Dog Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Think

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  • 01

    I have been getting paper and mail for hooman for five years and still receive one treat per job completed. How do I ask hooman for raise

    Dog
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  • 02

    "If I had thumbs I'd be unstoppable."

    Dog
  • 03

    Why do I feel need to chase cat?

    Dog
  • 04

    I always try to bring my tennis ball to Hooman to share, but he always picks it up and throws it the other way, and I have to go get it! I don't think he understands how balls work, but that's okay, he tries his best.

    Mammal
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  • 05

    It just dawned on me why hooman wear clothes: it's because he doesn't have fur.

    Dog
  • 06

    why hooman rubs floor with noise machine

    Dog
  • 07

    If treats are for good boys, and my mahm says I am always a good boy, then why am I not always eating treats?

    Dog
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  • 08

    Why aren't there more doggos on TV?

    Mammal
  • 09

    Why my Hooman hold me like tiny hooman. I is not tiny hooman, I is doggo!

    Mammal
  • 10

    Sometimes it feels like my human doesn't want the stick back...

    Dog

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