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    Ceremony - Reverend: do you, Ty, take Kimberfer to have and hold through ups and downs and ups and downs and ups and downs... (Naughty by Nature's "Hip Hop Hooray" plays) @funnieronline
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    Art - When she lets you do the decorating eexpert
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    You might be a hipster, but you will NEVER be a hipster spinning thread inside of a BMW dealership, this is top tier hipstering, people...
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    Text - When you know you have three whole weeks to finish your assignment but you plan on just doing it all the night before IT WILL END IN TEARS
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    Product - Apparently being a forklift operator at a boatyard is fun as fuck. A CAUTION 0-210 ReigniP NO PEDESTRIANS
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    Motor vehicle - Larry: "Wait, where did Greg go?" Greg: "GOD DAMNIT LARRY STOP THE FUCKING TRUCK" Jeap IGamemes supplier
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    Transport - If this isn't how you're bringing me dinner, don't even bother al pundy KFC
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    Text - Moon Pie MoonPie @MoonPie Lol ok Hostess Snacks@Hostess_Snacks Hostess has declared Golden CupCakes the official snack cake of the eclipse. #SolarEclipse2017 0000000
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    Text - Lil pump Following @lipump how the fuck the moon cover the sun if the sun is bigger? 10:47 AM 21 Aug 2017 11,956 Retweets 38,871 Likes t 12K 543 39K Top 10 Questions SCIENCE STILL CAN'T ANSWER 1.9M views Add to Share Save 12K 1K
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    Text - INTERVIEWER: whats one of ur strengths ME: i perform well under pressure INTERVIEWER: ok can i have an example ME: [throwing up] im so sorry
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    Text - me: no one ever asks me to hang out friend: well do you want to do something tonight? @elitedaily me: You knewI wanted to spend tonight alone.
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    Text - Elon Musk repliedi Javed Anwer @brijwaasi Hmmm, are you @elonmusk? What if?? just-shower-thoughts What if Elon Musk is a time traveler from the future who is getting rich by pretending to invent future technology, but is also warning us about the future deadly killer robot wars that caused him to flee to the past in the first place. 4:15 PM 21 Aug 17 462 Retweets 1,697 Likes Elon Musk @elonmusk 1h Replying to @brijwaasi I can't hide the truth any more... 132 Li 983 5,069
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    Food - When your fake tan starts coming off and your just like..
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    Dog breed - When dieting isn't working so you take drastic measures CH WAHL Anti Spray
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    Text - 12:00am Them - "You tired yet" Me - "No why?" Me at 12:01
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    Human - Every @FoodNetwork show gives me the impression that I've unknowingly eaten a lot of chef sweat RACHA GUY CELEBRITY COOK OFF Tonight food He he he
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    Canidae - seriously what the hell is shaggy putting in those scooby snacks? @animalgrillz
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    Product - My local independent coffee shop uses a Starbucks mug for its toilet brush holder
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    Food - "Finally" @Chikinnagit Finally, a chair that replicates the look, feel, and smell of human flesh In need of furniture for your man cave? Look no further
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    Text - That makeup artist deserves a raise, how's she managed to make one of the best looking women on earth look like Ed Sheeran on meth? best of margot @badpostmargots NEW: Margot Robbie was spotted in Gloucester today filming 'Mary, Queen of Scots' as Queen Elizabeth I.
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    Text - I'M DEAD AVE EE 37 clam.k mom troyysmithh diana jaslany 10 screenshots and I'll jump reagan mom
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    Property - When you hear someone arguing out on | the street @beentheretho TT
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    Face - If Monday was a person IC: omy mom says im.pretty
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    Vehicle door - This is why I let my girl drive when we're taking the drive through @mateyouwot STAR PLUS DO NOT
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    Snapshot - When your friends think you're observing the eclipse in your box, but you're actually binge-watching Netflix and checking emails: @iam.link 6 wO LOUIS A. .s ERY GE PASS
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    Text - Chats You know what I've always wondered..? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes??? 4:07AM Dude. 4:09 It's 4:10AM 4 O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!! 4:11AM So... you can't sleep, huh? 4:15AM ..is it because of the blanket? 4:16AM
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    Love - When she finishes a bottle of vodka before Netflix and chill even starts
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    Product - Why he got his headphones over his hoodie
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    Product - i D Dad Just at work... tripping on acid. CORROSIVE SUBSTANCES
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    Human - You get Lebron's vertical, but your feet will look like his. Deal? TheY8F.co The
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    Adaptation - This bird landed by my window and stared at me like I murdered his whole family.
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    Soccer ball - My ball rolled into your dms.. but while I'm here wassup 10
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    Text - him: were u thinking about me last night? her: yeah...I was getting soo wet him: u should get a dehumidifier wolfgrillz
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    Product - 'You got the shit?" "What kind?" Good Shit Good Good Special Specia Bull Bull Shit Aw Aw Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit -al Tre Chews All-N Shit Good pecial hicken hicke Chicke Chicke Chick Aw Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit
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    Bottlenose dolphin - When you're drunk af and start making friends with everyone.
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    Text - This guy has his priorities in check WARNING IF THIS OB Bores you THAT Muc THAT You INSIST ON UsINg our office comPuters To LOG ON To PlentyOF Hoes coM YOu WILL GET CAuGHT AND FiRED 111 IS IT Really worth The Risk HELLYES WOULD RATHER HAVE NNO OB AND A BlawSob
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    Text - I just got engaged* I just started my own company* Ме: kontr@bigkidproblems I just panic ordered $200 worth of Chinese food
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    Text - Me trying to figure out if my exhaustion is due to lack of sleep, iron deficiency or laziness
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    Face - ill be there in 5 mins! U ready? Ме:
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    Dog - How every birthday feels in your late twenties.
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    Spider-man - Go ahead, justify this. MADO
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