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50 Dog Bios That Will Remind You Of Everyone You Know

If these dogs could talk... They would definitely have a great deal to say. But would we want to hear it ? That's for philosophers and Reddit to decide. Here we have a wide variety of dog memes that even the most avid purveyor can appreciate.  Nothing could be more heartwarming than these new doggy daddies who can't wait to be pulled nipped and jumped on for the next ~year at least (They're in for a surprise).

Sometimes all you need is just to take a step back, and take a deep breath. And we are here to facilitate that with a big list of chill memes to right your ship and put you on a course of smooth sailing and good vibes. Or the most wholesome dogs you have ever seen might just help you believe there is still good in the world, or maybe just some hilarious woofers who are channeling their inner child.


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    chihuahua wearing brown dreadlocks about a guy that dropped out of college and got a degree in life
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    grey dog wearing brown wig - of an architect that doesn't own a tv
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    brown dog wearing blonde wig, gold winged glasses, yellow shirt and pearls - about a woman looking older than her age
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    golden retriever wearing sparkly green glasses and pink towel on head - about a dental office receptionist
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    brown dog wearing black emo wig and white shirt - about a 16 year old that thinks he was born in the wrong century
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    dog wearing checked shirt sitting on park bench - about a man that planned a vacation with his family and they don't like it
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    chihuahua wearing elvis wig and striped shirt Dog Bio Memes - man that you wouldn't let babysit your kids
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    orange and white dog wearing purple flower wreath on head Dog Bio Memes - free spirit that put a filter on a filter
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    golden retriever wearing glasses Dog Bio Memes - suburban woman
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    small dog wearing blue shirt and blonde up do wig Dog Bio Memes - woman makes casserole, hated weed
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    small scruffy dog wearing daisy chain on head Dog Bio Memes - loves dry shampoo and will kill for a salad
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    golden retriever wearing blue shower cap and glasses Dog Bio Memes - woman thinks scandal has too much sex
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    brown chihuahua wearing red clothes and old granny grey bun wig Dog Bio Memes - of an old woman that still writes checks to people
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    dog wearing blue cap on side and black glasses Dog Bio Memes - audio engineer that wears converses
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    dog wearing pink headband and pink sweat bands on paws Dog Bio Memes - middle aged woman that loves tennis
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    golden labrador wearing collared shirt and wire glasses Dog Bio Memes - coach that curses so kids think he's cool
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    siberian husky wearing cap glasses and jumper Dog Bio Memes - about a documentary enthusiast
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    golden retriever wearing blue straw hat and matching bag on nose Dog Bio Memes - woman shushes people in church
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    terrier dog with hair combed into side fringe Dog Bio Memes - reticently divorced and uses expired coupons
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    Dog Bio Memes - orange dog wearing brown side fringe wig
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    brown dog wearing mini shoes and socks Dog Bio Memes - Dog - Alice, 15. Rides horses, always in the school play, never scored below a 95, doesn't move her arms when she walks.
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    chocolate labrador wearing dinosaur costume Dog Bio Memes - Canidae - Charlie, 7th grade. Thinks girls are gross. In a Jurassic Park phase. Will not share his Gushers so don't even ask.
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    grey dog wearing pink suit and tie Dog Bio Memes - Weimaraner - Rob, 31. Server at Cheesecake Factory. Works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack. Always down for karaoke. Tenor. @barkpost
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    canidae dog sitting on couch reading newspaper wearing glasses Dog Bio Memes - Rick, 58. Smokes cigars, watches Fox News on full volume, better not catch you smoking any reefer under his roof, thinks Trump's a jerk but "damn it he tells it like it is" $1 bi powr 50 O00
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    Dog Bio Memes white chihuahua with side fringe hair style
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    Shetland sheepdog wearing beige hat and hiking shoes sitting on couch Dog Bio Memes - Joe, 48. Goes to golf toumaments just to yell jackass, loves him some grub from the red lobster.
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    dog resting paws on edge of pool wearing cowboy hat next to beer Dog Bio Memes- Patty, 42. Drives a red mustang, spends her tax returns at Jimmy Buffets's Margaritaville in Vegas. Forom
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    Dog Bio Memes golden retriever with pink hair curlers on head
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    curly dog wearing colorful flower wreath on head Dog Bio Memes - Leah, 27. Studied song lyrics for weeks to prove she's legit there for the bands. Has too pee. Wearing a romper, ugh @barkpost
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    pitbull wearing hat, patterned scarf and patterned glasses Dog Bio Memes - Luke, 31. Smokes e-cigs but caries a lighter to make friends. Wears sunglasses at night. Cheez-Its are his jam @barkpost
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    pug wearing backwards cap Dog Bio Memes - Chad, 23, stinks of axe and weed, plays CoD Zombies religiously, texts you at random to see if you know someone who sells adderall K
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    Dog Bio Memes golden retriever wearing wide rimmed floppy hat and colorful necklace
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    black and white dog wearing aviator sunglasses and black afro wig Dog Bio Memes - Dwayne, 41. None of yo damn buiness. Move along son
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    grey dog with frizzy ears wearing white turtleneck and blue jumper Dog Bio Memes - Sheryl, christian mom, hates rap, 5 kids
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    Dog Bio Memes white chihuahua wearing beanie, turtleneck and button up shirt
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    small dog next to computer with earphones around neck Dog Bio Memes - Colby, 22, broke, follows 3k ppl on insta, claims he smoked weed with Skrillex and can get you backstage at any show Shitheadsteve
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    Dog Bio Memes wrinkled dog wearing long grey messy wig and wire glasses
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    pitbull wearing hat glasses and leather jacket Dog Bio Memes - Broderick, 45, sax player, wears driving gloves, only carries $100 bills, has cane for literally no reason, favorite saying: "hey baby" ShitheadSteve
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    chihuahua wearing red dress with curly blonde wig and gucci handbag Dog Bio Memes - Samantha, 24, from the suburbs but pretends she lives in the city, snapchats herself driving her mercedes to work everyday, worships martinis and everything they stand for shitheadsteve
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    dachshund on white bed wearing black shirt and white flowers on head Dog Bio Memes - Valerie, 26. Had a one night stand but "doesn't usually do that". Wants her phone but it's so far. Can't adult today @doxie85
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    white chihuahua wearing white wig pink glasses with glass of wine Dog Bio Memes - Dog - Sharon. Has never worked. Xanax prescription. Loves salad, hates her husband. She can even, she just choose not to @chihuahua chloel
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    terrier dog with long face hair wearing beanie and checked shirt Dog Bio Memes - Trevor 33. Brews his own craft beer. Was a lumber sexual before it was cool. Listens to vinyl. Took improv at UCB
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    curly dog tucked in bed with cup of tea Dog Bio Memes - Linda, 48. Wears Fit Flops. Falls asleep during every movie. Fav quate "Buckle your seatbelt Kevin this isn't funny"
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    dog lying on ground wearing jeans next to bottles of wine Dog Bio Memes Darryl, 35 and alcoholic, drinks a monster every moming before his construction job
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    dog wearing blue hoodie making peace sign with human hand Dog Bio Memes - Brock, 14, hangs at the skatepark, comments "not funny" on funny memes, comments "fake" on YouTube videos
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    brown black and white dog wearing blue beanie Dog Bio Memes - Chelsea, 25. Yoga instructor. Vegan(ish) Loves Whole Foods but hates when the bundles of kale are too thick. @barkpost
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    brown chihuahua wearing pink dressing gown on couch with bowl of popcorn Dog Bio Memes - Michelle, 28. Just broke up with her boyfriend to focus on herself. Has no intention of going out. Loves Skinny
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    yorkshire terrier wearing white bow in hair pink shirt pearls and white jumper Dog Bio Memes - Brooke, 42. Summers in Connecticut Owns 3 horses. Flirts with her son's SAT tutor. Her housekeeper knows too much @barkpost
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    white greyhound in field of yellow flowers wearing flower wreath on head Dog Bio Memes - Keri, 24. Has $170 sandals. Walks barefoot. Has a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign in her room. Sells daisy chains on Etsy
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    dog wearing blonde wig Dog Bio Memes - Beth, 35. Former drug addict but now 3 years clean. Doing really well thanks for asking
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