You makes teh fire so I can has hotdog?

35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (May 18, 2024) 1

'He wanted to be the first one of the day': Entitled market owner delays trucker by 4 hours 2

Employee files complaint after boss is caught on video stealing her bag, HR sides with boss: 'She faced no consequences' 3

Group project members refuse to do any of the work, get none of the credit: 'It is almost 40% of the total grade' 4

Tenant and Landlord team up to take down odious Property Management company, claiming almost $10k in penalties: 'My landlord was on my side during the court hearing' 5

Family of 5 shows up to 10 year old's birthday party uninvited, leaves when they're asked to pay entrance fee to the trampoline park: 'He wanted another parent to pay for his fun family day' 6

Upper paw 1

Angy marshmallow 2

Expired 3

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 20 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 4

Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #345 5

Love for life 6