25+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (June 11, 2024)

JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor

Jun 11, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

A shower is a sanctuary. It's one of the only discrete, private places in which you can fully embody yourself. It's the one place where no one can bother you. You are free from the input of others. No one can call or text. You have the perfect excuse not to pick up the phone. Sure, someone can holler at you, but you have the right not to answer. You're cloaked by the protection of water. You can be vulnerable. You can sing. You can get comfortable with your body.

And most pertinently, you let your mind wander into far-off reaches usually inaccessible to you. Hence, we have shower thoughts. Thoughts that come from the most sacred type of alone time. And we're lucky enough to have some of the best ones right here, from minds across the globe. Let them nourish you. Cherish them. Laugh at them and send them to your friends.