What if pirates are just misunderstood? Perhaps they were born into a hard seafaring life and never learned the way of morality. Perhaps they were so strung out on scurvy that they didn't realize they shouldn't loot. Maybe it was hard to navigate life with an eyepatch and a peg leg and crime was the only place to turn? Being a pirate is a rough gig. You have to spend your whole life on choppy waters, subsisting on brown ale and stale bread, and you have to take care of a parrot that's always talking back to you. No wonder they're so mean. I'd be mean too if my Captain Blackbeard… it just fits.
But whether you're a seasoned captain or a gullible sailor, these memes are worth a scroll. Or should I say "arrrrr" worth a scroll. To be clear, these memes have nothing to do with pirates by the way. Just good memes.