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'Who do you think you are to be here?': Top Karens of the Week (May 9, 2024) 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

Sister evicts brother's family from their family home, wonders if she's wrong: 'Last week him and his family were officially evicted' 3

'We can't let our dog outside if we're not on break': Boss demands work-from-home employees text him every time they leave their desks, inspires malicious compliance solutions 4

A Hobbit's Helping of 35 Lord of the Rings Memes to Scroll Over Second Breakfast (May 9, 2024) 5

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 6

Toez 1

And accurate 2

Ew humans 3

Fill'r up or else... 4

He's innocent 5

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 6