Woofing heck, this day is long. What do we do when the day is so woofing long? We bork, bork, bork, to pass the time with happy borking. We bork on work, we bork on lunch, we bork on emails, we bork on this one colleague that we all have that deserves some woofing borks. We bork at anything and everything, because when you bork, bork, bork, you're happy. If dogs, which are the most pawrfect creatures, do it and are happy - so it's good enough for us as well.
So strap your woofing happiness for this day and bork like no one's watching. Bork, bork, bork, and then bork some more. You can also woof when you want to insert some variety, and sprinkling a few long awoooooos is highly recommended. Give it a try, right this moment. Bork your soul out and be woofing happy. If dogs can - so can you, you doggo.
How woofing bork. Don't worry, our esteemed doggo friendo, you can run as fast as the wind to retrieve your briefcase. You're a doggo, after all, you can run as well as you can bork.
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