Feisty Feline Fanatic Considers Stealing Ridiculously Floofy Void Kitten After His Friend Says He Doesn't Want It: 'I'm having a hard time saying no'
Listen, when the cat distribution system presents you with a floofy soot sprite in the form of a cute kitten, you should probably take it. That's like winning the jackpot of the CDS, a once-in-a-lifetime awwpportunity. Even more so when the CDS presents the kitty to your friend who is not a cat purrson, and so the burden falls on you to take home the little fluffball and give it the life it has always dreamed of. At least, that's our opinion on the matter.
Is it really stealing if his friend doesn't want it? Or is the same kind of stealing like when our cats try to steal our hooman food from right under our noses? We'll leave that up to you to decide, but until then, enjoy this spicy feisty story of a feline fanatic considering crime all for the sake of a kitty. We know what we would do.
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That is undoubtedly one of the cutest kittens we've ever seen in our entire lives. And believe us, we've seen a lot of cute kittens. It's literally our job to go on the internet and find the cutest kittens for you, and this one is definitely in the top 5.
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If it really is a stray, it will definitely live a better life in a home than being out on the streets. You're breaking the cycle of homelessness in this cat's family. You can take it, get it fixed, and it won't have to worry about creating more homeless kittens.
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