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20 Freshest Feline Funnies From the Depths of I Can Has Cheezburger for Faithful Fans of Cat Comedy (October 18, 2024)

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    No? What does that mean, 'no'? ADITIONAL ADE It's like yes, but not right now. Hobbs Wait until mom isn't paying attention

    Oh, cats understand the word "no". They know what it means, they know which things we don't want them to do… they just don't care. And that is exactly why we love them. Our little hooligans will do whatever they do to be happy, and we would not want it any other way. 

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    Rock, Paper, Scissors for the leftovers!

    Their lack of shame is another thing that we love about cats. We say "no" when they do this kind of stuff, of course we do, but their priorities are clear. Sausages come first no matter what. And if they manage to sneak one off, it's the happiest moment of their lives, and frustrated as we may be about being outsmarted by a cat, we are happy that they are happy.

  • 3
    My new luffa sponge not only scratches my skin, but bites it as well pizap.com
  • 4
    No human, you can't have it yet. It's my turn to play with the toilet paper.
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  • 5
    @the_pizzacat This day can't get any better. chowy chewy.com what pet shop pizap.com
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    We don't need to get together and "catch up" I can just shoot you a text to let you know nothing has changed and I'm still awesome
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    so good at hiding, the human will never find him
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  • 8
    Now I understand the term "grown-up". I groan every time I get up. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM *
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    Chat: Can't Email: Cannot 1000-word essay: Henceforth, I am totally unable to can. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM:
  • 10
    Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. Nobody really knows how.
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  • 11
    Ma!I think the plants taking a nap!
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    I set my alarm early So I have an extra minute to hate the morning before I get up. pizap.com
  • 13
    A most sylish purrrrrse. pizap.com
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  • 14
    NINP Breakfast has been served, human. Enjoy!
  • 15
    Nice fruit basket. What's the white fruit? A purrsimmon.
  • 16
    But human, honest, you totally forgot to feed me breakfast. I haven't eaten any breakfast ever at all. Never. Ever. At all.
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  • 17
    I'm not the Catman mask you want But I'm the Catman mask you need
  • 18
    Pre-Internet chat room using an old version of windows. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM
  • 19
    Place your canned offering upon the ledge and depart
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  • 20
    no don't eat that human! that's bad for you! better let me have it!

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