27 Silly Gooses Being 'Cobra Chickens' in Unexpectedly Goofy Places (Not the Pond)

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Nov 7, 2024 5:00 AM EST

If you're a human being, you should be afraid of a goose. I know it may sound silly because it's 'just a bird', right? WRONG. If you've ever encountered a real goose in the wild, or just in your local city park, you know for a fact and without a doubt that gooses are far from silly. Funnily enough, they've earned quite a chaotic reputation, starting hoomanity with their hissing, honking, and general abrasiveness, but at the Animal Comedy Headquarters, gooses remain silly and they maintain their fragile funniness. 

Because when a goose is calm and happy, gracefully floating atop a lake or snorfing down a lion's share of the surrounding grasses, they seem almost… ethereal and mystical. Feathered friends, if you will. And on a gold and crisp morning, the fog settles on their round tummies and around their wonky webbed feet and you think that at that moment, a goose COULD be silly. 

Alas, gooses tend to find themselves in the most unexpected of places, lost and unaware that they belong in that misty, beautiful pond water–and not a city bus. Scroll for a collection of gooses and geese caught being spectacularly silly and downright menacing as a result.

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