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21 Ridiculously Inappropriate Pickup Lines That Are Sure to Work

Guys, if you're having troubles picking up ladies avoiding pickup lines like these is a good place to start.

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    Text - AT&T LTE 6:57 PM 28% < Tayler YOU MATCHED WITH TAYLER ON 9/11/16 Hey how's it going? Sep 12, 2016, 6:48 PM I think the good thing about having sex with someone who has the same name as you is that we can both yell out the same name
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    Text - Warren YOU MATCHED WITH WARREN ON 3/5/17 Why are your photos so ugly Not trying to be mean I tried to ask nice GG CO CO Excuse me sir, I hope my homible ugliness won't be a distraction to you Sent
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    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH JORDAN ON 31/05/2016 If this profile is fake can I at least get the sc of the model you used? That has to be one of the top 5 inappropriate things to say to someone Sent
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    Text - @ 1 89% 17:32 o00 AT&T LTE See when Paul answers Enable Enable push notifications YOU MATCHED WITH ON 4/20/17 Holy shit you seem like an absolute cunt. Ahaha Not to throw bricks in glass houses. :3 how are you if you can ever bring yourself to use this app. Ohhh so difficult. Woe is you. D
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    Text - oo AT&T 10:44 PM < YOU MATCHED W 6/1/17 My moms name is amy and i got a raging oedipus complex
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    Text - oo Sprint 12:12 AM 26% < (Kisses your cheek) I will be a proud fur baby daddy with you
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    Text - John YOU MATCHED WwITH JOHN ON 4/1/16 Bitch who the fuck why you look like the Wendy's logo Do you have a problem with that. Sent No I love Wendy's. Do you have problem anal?
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    Text - Let me lick them purple pussy lips. Sup on fuckin tonight? I'm not asking twice.... You don't have to. The answer is no the first time
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    Text - o0o Verizon 77% 2:01 AM Mike YOU MATCHED WITH MIKE ON 4/24/14 damn girl you were made so perfect I'd suck your dads dick just to get the recipe
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    Text - I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado 15 mins ago
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    Text - ooo AT&T 4G 5:28 AM 4 Alexander YOU MATCHED WITH ALEXANDER ON 3/24/17 I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin because you light up my life.
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    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH CALEB ON 7/19/16 You are so beautiful, you are so sweet, as long as T have a face, you'll always have a seat Jul 19, 2016, 6:36 PM Yes I am beautiful, yes I am sweet, with poems like that, you'll be beating your meat Sent
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    Product - Anal or head I'm really into pegging, so anal Touché touché haha
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    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH TREVOR ON 3/8/17 Brian, Carlos, Evan, Dana, and Ferra are trying to find seats in the movie theatre. Brian must sit next to Dana no matter what. Dana cannot sit next to Evan. Carlos must sit on Dana's right even if Evan is in the aisle. There must be one seat between Ferra and Brian. If Brian sits in the aisle, will you sit on my face?
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    Text - Patrick Sep 5, 2014, 9:37 AM eAre you Katniss Everdeen? Let's hear this haha Cause you're causing an uprising in my district. Are you President Snow? Lay it on me Because you've managed to thoroughly creep me out within the first five minutes of talking to you
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    Text - Hannah 10 Sep 2015 11:28 pm Hi Chloe, I really like your profile, but unfortunately your just not my type. If you're look for casual drinks though, I'm your girl x Loooool you don't even know me I'm alright on the casual drinks front thanks Slag UZZFEED
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    Text - Andrew Are you OK, Annie? Annie, are you OK? So, Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? Annie, are you OK? So, Annie, are you OK,? Are you OK, Annie? 19 Mar 2016, 9:03 am My names anna Sent
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    Text - Aug 15, 2016, 1:34 PM Damn you are beautiful. Aw thank you. Sent What's the chances of me tatsy tasting those lips and sliding my hard dick inside of you
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    Text - Even though you lost your youthful glow im still interested James May 12, 2016 GIF Send a message...
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    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH CLIMONTE ON 11/16/15 I wanna go camping, I've never been Nov 21, 2015, 6:00 PM It's really fun! I'm actually going to be camping this whole week for thanksgiving Nov 23, 2015, 10:46 PM Ever got dicked down in the woods
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    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH RYAN ON 9/10/16 Are you Harambe's enclosure because I wanna drop a baby in you Sep 14, 2016, 4:00 PM Omg. Sent
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