I'm bored. How about I strafe the dog. When he jumps up, you land on his back and go for a ride. Meanwhile I'll poop in his water bowel.

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35+ Feline Funnies for People Who Need a Long Laugh on This Long Week

35+ Feline Funnies for People Who Need a Long Laugh on This Long Week

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18-year-old girlfriend finds out about her boyfriend's plans to surprise her with a kitten, but adopts a different kitten instead: 'She decided to get the other kitten and [didn’t] even apologize to me.'

18-year-old girlfriend finds out about her boyfriend's plans to surprise her with a kitten, but adopts a different kitten instead: 'She decided to get the other kitten and [didn’t] even apologize to me.'

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'[She] threatened to call the cops': 25-year-old helps her roommate "steal" his parent's 10-year-old cat after his mom suddenly decided that he needs to be put down in two days for completely no reason

'[She] threatened to call the cops': 25-year-old helps her roommate "steal" his parent's 10-year-old cat after his mom suddenly decided that he needs to be put down in two days for completely no reason

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'It's like she's been waiting all her life for a friend': Woman adopts a fluffy gray kitten only for said kitten to be instantly claimed by her older cat who absolutely fell in love with her

'It's like she's been waiting all her life for a friend': Woman adopts a fluffy gray kitten only for said kitten to be instantly claimed by her older cat who absolutely fell in love with her

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Loving feline pawrent gets turned away from private animal shelter for being “unfit to adopt” despite owning 3 healthy cats already

Loving feline pawrent gets turned away from private animal shelter for being “unfit to adopt” despite owning 3 healthy cats already

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Everyone walked past this sick orange kitten, until a kind woman finally stopped to rescue him, and instantly, he was adopted by the woman's senior cat and two dogs: 'They actually took care of [the kitten]'

Everyone walked past this sick orange kitten, until a kind woman finally stopped to rescue him, and instantly, he was adopted by the woman's senior cat and two dogs: 'They actually took care of [the kitten]'

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