I've got more p_ssy than I know what to do with!

35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (May 18, 2024) 1

'He wanted to be the first one of the day': Entitled market owner delays trucker by 4 hours 2

'My manager asks Karen exactly what she wants': Helicopter parent refuses to accept dorm roommates for her college-aged son 3

Family of 5 shows up to 10 year old's birthday party uninvited, leaves when they're asked to pay entrance fee to the trampoline park: 'He wanted another parent to pay for his fun family day' 4

Worker's resignation letter to their boss sparks discussion online: 'I am taking that vacation starting now..." 5

Tenant and Landlord team up to take down odious Property Management company, claiming almost $10k in penalties: 'My landlord was on my side during the court hearing' 6

Upper paw 1

Angy marshmallow 2

Expired 3

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 20 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 4

Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #345 5

Love for life 6